Bugshit insane the Smileys may be, but some of the stuff they say is hilarious.
Give me back my damn shoes, you no-good shoe-thieving shoe thief! Let's all lay down like this guy! Maybe he's onto something! GIMME YOUR HEAD JUICE!
Although the fight with Pigsy is often cited as the most terrifying boss fight of any game, Cash's "executions" on him end up being hilarious: first, when weakening Pigsy with the first three executions, Cash jams objects into Pigsy's back, causing him to squeal in pain, and bitch-slap Cash off of him, before running off. This causes Cash to clutch his forehead, less out of pain, and more out of seeming to say You Have Got to Be Kidding Me!. Then, the first time you lure him onto the steel platform, Pigsy realizes his weight isn't doing any favorsand runs back to his original stage. Then the second time, he only has enough time to grab onto the edge of the floor as the platform completely gives out from under him, letting his chainsaw slide to Cash's feet. Cash then finishes off Pigsy by chainsawing off his hands, and causing all 1000 pounds of his lardy ass to splatter several floors below him.
Immediately after that, when you're introduced to the "Hiding in the Shadows" mechanic, there's another message, this time pointing to a conspicuously shady segment of the wall: "Hide, you shit!"
