Funny / Majesty

  • The ending of the "Urban Renewal" quest. "Hey, Majesty. You've deprived this town of all crime, amusement, and entertainment. It's a wholesome, safe, and dreadfully dull place to live, if you ask me. Outstanding work."
    • The beginning is at least as funny, as the Royal Advisor struggles to put a positive spin on inheriting a Wretched Hive: "Um, Majesty, I have good news and bad. The good news is your uncle died!"
  • Also the ending of "The Wizard's Curse". "Let's ride the catapult one more time - Pleeease?"
    "Once we pluck all the Palace Guards from the surrounding trees and wheel the siege weapons back in storage, all should be well."
  • The Easter Egg lines are quite amusing.
    Guardhouse: 'Ey, whose turn for the donut run?
    Priestess: This game is to die for!
    Temple to Lunord: Ok, that's four votes for decaf.
    Warriors' Guild: It's all fun and games until someone loses a pixel!
  • Some of the "flee" lines are funny even as your heroes frustrate you with their gutlessness.
    • The dwarves and paladins are clearly trying to save their pride.
    "Dauros has spared you... for now!"
    "If I had my good hammer, you'd be sorry!"
    • The rangers simply say "ooh, tough fight!" and leg it.
    • Fervus' followers have no shame.
    Cultist: Runnn...RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN!
    Warrior of Discord: Bawwwwwk-bawk-bawk-bawk!