Funny / Madness Combat

  • Deimos sneaks up on Sanford and tries to freak him out with a Mook's mask. Sanford's not impressed, and he gets slapped for it.
  • Sanford and Deimos clothes shopping while agents prepare to breach the store they're in, and Sanford's response to Deimos' new outfit.
  • "YOU DO NOT KILL CLOWN! CLOWN KILLS YOU!", followed by Tricky's super happy smile. Awwww.
  • The ending of Apotheosis. Everyone dies but Tricky, who surveys the scene. Then, he just shrugs and puts a record on, and guess which one? The Chicken Dance from the very first Madness Combat.
  • Well into Madness Combat 5.5, Deimos and Sanford find themselves being hit by a massive wave from the Improbability Drive. Despite the ensuing carnage and Tricky involved, there are several funny moments, including when Tricky bounces like a high-powered superball, followed by a long Zerg Rush of Elite Mooks where Sanford wields two swords at once! Reason why it's funny? Deimos kicks back and has a cigarette, watching the battle.
    • Even better, when Sanford's finished off the last enemy, he turns around to see Deimos just standing there and smoking, and makes a one-handed pointing sort of gesture at him, as if to say, "Come on, are you kidding?". Deimos promptly throws the cigarette away.
  • In 7.5, Deimos opens fire with a huge machine gun on a big open room full of mooks. Sanford is right in the line of fire, and drops to the floor right before Deimos starts shooting. Sanford then proceeds to scoot himself backwards, still flat on his front, until he's safely behind Deimos. It's easy to miss, but it looks absolutely hilarious.
  • Incident: 001A: Why yes, Hank, a huge-ass MAG Agent will blend!!
    • NO! NO! NO!!
      • YES! YES! YES!
  • Incident: 011A: At the very end, the guy with the M203 wipes the blood off his face with his hand, then wipes his hand on the hot dog vendor's apron. The hot dog vendor is not pleased.
  • In Abrogation, Sanford and Hank play rock-paper-scissors to see who will go into the building first. Hank loses to Sanford and has to go first.
  • In Madness Combat: 5.5, Tricky's Epic Fail of trying to use THE UPPER HALF OF JEBUS'S RIPPED OFF HEAD to resurrect two agents, whose heads simply explode. Afterwards, when Sanford and Deimos have left, he stomps into the room angrily, screaming " HOW COME THIS DOES NOT WORK?" The reason? Jebus's halo, Tricky, NOT THE UPPER HALF OF HIS HEAD, is the source of his incredible powers. It's also funnier because it looks like Tricky's using it as a hat as well.
  • In Madness Combat 6, while Hank fights the grunts and agents inside the building, Tricky, without a care in the world, goes outside and BUYS A HOT DOG.
  • In the non-canon Incident: 100A, the beginning of the animation has Sanford and Deimos betting on whether or not Deimos' decoy works. It does, and Sanford is not pleased when he has to pay up. At the end, when they find out they grabbed the wrong guy, you can plainly see his rage at losing a pointless bet.
  • In 7.5, the Auditor's overly long reply to the ATP soldat's IM confirming that Sanford and Deimos have arrived. It doesn't even come through until the two soldats are already out the door. One gets the feeling that the Auditor doesn't do a lot of IMing.
  • The Stinger for Incident: 110A. Having depleted the counter of surviving enemies to 0, Jesus picks up a minigun and starts mowing down a huge stream of mooks. The scene cuts out again just as the counter goes down to -20.