* Dirty Frank riding a [[AttackOfTheFiftyFootWhatever giant]] {{Cyborg}} {{Mutant}} [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot turkey]] while [[NakedPeopleAreFunny naked]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext at a Christmas dinner with a fatties' club while brandishing a gun]].
* Dirty Frank's performance on stage in place of [[StageName Aaaaaargh]]. He urinates non-stop for ''twenty three minutes''.
* This little exchange:
--> '''Dirty Frank:''' (About Aimee's elf outfit) It's a good look for you, Aimee. Very fetching.
--> '''Aimee Nixon:''' [[MaleGaze Stop staring]], Frank, or I swear to Grud, you'll be wearing ''two'' [[EyeScream eyepatches]] from now on.
--> '''Dirty Frank:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint But, then Dirty Frank would be unable to see]].
--> '''Aimee Nixon:''' ''That's the point, you self-aggrandising metalist!''
--> '''Dirty Frank:''' What Dirty Frank does to his own body in private is his own business.