Funny / Living Single

  • From the season 1 episode, "Burglar In The House", after realizing they are being robbed, the three women each grab a weapon. While Khadijah has her trusty nunchucks, Regine grabs a large, thick book while Synclaire decides to arm herself with a houseshoe.
    Regine: What you gonna do, huh? *while hitting it* Beat him down with Isotoners?!
    Synclaire: Oh, yeah, well what you gonna do? Hit him with the Bible?
    Regine: Over and over again!
    • Also, there's Synclaire's "Doberman In A Can" (which is an airhorn attached to a aerosol can that features a dog barking.)
    • There's also this exchange:
    Regine: I'm scared. (in a whiny voice) I don't wanna go back to my room. Can I sleep in here with you?
    Khadijah: Re, this is a queen-sized bed; that means there's just enough room for the queen. *loud cheers and laughter from the audience*
    Regine: Well, move over, your highness!
  • Season 2 episode, "Singing The Blues", has Kyle and Max's Unresolved Sexual Tension / Slap-Slap-Kiss relationship on full display. While Kyle practices for his solo, Overton has this piece of advice:
    Overton: And if you're gonna sing that song, She's Out of My Life, don't choke up at the end; hell, everybody's gonna know it's phony.
    Kyle: Ahem! *begins to harmonize in a high-pitched*
    Max: Okay! Everybody out! Fire alarm! Oh, I'm sorry, Kyle; I thought I heard a smoke alarm going off.
    • Later in the episode, when Kyle finally does sing at the club, upon Max showing up in a very low-cut dress, he chokes and storms out.
    Max: Whoa! Check out Loser Vandross! *laughing*
  • "Grumpy Young Man" has Kyle playing Twister at his retro-themed 30th birthday party.
    Kyle: I'm not so bad for an old fogey, huh? *his butt is right next to Overton*
    Overton: Yeah, but it would be a whole lot better if your butt wasn't all up in my face!
    • After falling down in the middle of the game:
    Kyle: *in a high-pitched, pained voice* Ooh! My back!
    *Khadijah comes out with his chocolate birthday cake which has numerous candles on it*
    Khadijah: *singing* Happy birthday to—*stops* What happened?
    Kyle: Ohh, I'm old.
    Khadijah: You don't have to tell me that; I could light up New York with this cake. *lifts the cake over her head like The Statue of Liberty and smiles*
  • The women's labels while appearing on the talk show Delia in "Talk Showdown":
    Khadijah: Saddled With Unwanted Roommate
    Synclaire: Most Likely To Need Post-Show Counseling
    Regine: Taken In As Charity Case
    Max: Proud Freeloader
    • Also, anytime Kyle tried to defend the women from the audience (namely Regine), he gets booed, but the moment he calls the audience members mindless sheep, they cheer him. Even better is the confused look on his face after they do.
    • Before appearing on the show, Regine is trying to be a consultant to the girls on how to dress and behave:
    Regine: Khadijah, try not to be so argumentative; Synclaire, try not to get that blank look on your face you occasionally have.
    *Synclaire turns around with the very same blank look on her face Regine warned her about*
  • The sub-plot of "Trick or Trust" has the crew trying unsuccessfully to scare Max. One moment has Kyle and Overton walk into the ladies' apartment with a fake ax in Overton's head, leading Synclaire to fake scream in horror and Max to quip, "Right ax, wrong head."
    • Later on has the very serious moment when Overton falls down the stairs in the ladies' apartment and seriously injures himself, everyone springs into action:
    Kyle: Okay, Synclaire, I want you to call 911. Max, I want you to get a blanket and a pillow to prevent him from going into shock.
    Kyle: Go! *she then retrieves the items for Overton*
    Max: (panicked) Alright, okay man! Just tell me what you want me to do!
    *Just then, Overton sits up uninjured with a big smile on his face and declares:*
    Overton: I want you to represent, 'cuz I'm gonna sue somebody!
    • It gets even better later on, when Max learns they taped the entire ordeal and proceed to make fun of her for it.
  • The ending of "Working Nine To Nine-Fifteen" has the Safe-T-Man (a dummy that Regine bought for protection when driving at night) singing an off-key rendition of the theme song, complete with "working" mouth.
  • The actress that Max gave damaging career and personal advice to in "What's Next?" was leaving the room and accidentally got her hair caught in the coat rack. After being freed (and her whispering "Thank you" after being freed), the others give looks of Oh, Crap! about Max's misstep. It also counts as a Crowning Moment of Awesome as neither Erika Alexander (Max) nor any of the other actors broke character.
  • "Come Back Little Diva" has Regine moving out after the fallout from "Talk Showdown" into a one-bedroom apartment. She welcomes her mother, who is visiting.
    Regine: Welcome to my Pied-a-terre.
    Laverne: Well, I don't know what the hell that means, but this here is a dump.
    • The parallel versions of Regine's friends in the new complex, who are little more than exaggerated versions of the others, including a woman with an even bigger appetite than Max's and Carl, who's an even more vain version of Kyle.
    • Also, Regine's invitation to the "exclusive" apartment, which proclaims "No cameras, no children and no guests". Overton then correctly interprets as "No Kodaks, no kids, no Khadijahs"!