Funny / Little Giants

• Danny recruits Timmy by talking to him while he's dressed as a cowboy and riding a mechanical horse outside a grocery store.
  Danny: You ever played football?
  Timmy: No.
  Danny: Do you like football?
  Timmy: No.
  Danny: You want to play football?
  Timmy: No.
  Danny: Great, you can be on our team.
  • To make it even funnier, we have no idea how Danny got talking to him or why Timmy agreed to play, making the entire scene just a total Non Sequitur.
• "Cowboys! Cowboys! Win! Win! Win!" "Giants! Giants! Help us, God!"
• For the first kickoff of the game, Marcus blindly runs up and accidentally kicks Johnny right in the crotch. For a later extra point, Johnny is now wearing a second cup outside his pants and his voice is heavily shaking as he calls for the snap.
• "Don't be talkin 'bout my mama!"
  • When Jake tackles the boy who taunted him, his normally demure mother leaps to her feet, shouts "RIP THEIR FILTHY EARS OFF, JAKESTER!!!" and whoops loudly.
• When the Giants find out Becky has dropped out of the game to be a cheerleader, they have a Mass "Oh, Crap!".
  Danny: Alright, everything's gonna be okay. Let's talk strategy, guys.
  Johnny: Strategy? Without Becky, we're gonna be cream of wheat.
  Tad: Without Icebox, Spike's gonna rip off my face and wear it on Halloween!
  Zoltech: I'm leaving the country, I'm going to New Mexico.
  • Danny tries to convince them to stay by showing the team jerseys he just had made.
    Tad: Death shrouds.
    Danny: It's got your name on it.
    Jake: So the guys at the morgue can identify the bodies.