Funny / Legion of Super-Heroes

Post-Zero Hour continuity

  • This conversation, during the Bizarro Legion story:
    Invisible Kid: You lick it!
    Live Wire: You lick it!
    Invisible Kid: ...Ferro, come over here.
    Karate Kid: Now that's just wrong.
  • Gates in the twentieth century, volunteering at a soup kitchen. "Human! Step forward and claim your sustenance!"
  • Chameleon and Infectious Lass in Gail Simone's "For No Better Reason" arc:
    Arrow: [weakly] I'm... I'm willing to die for my cause.
    Chameleon: Oh, you'll die. We'll all die someday. The issue is, do you want to die in bed, surrounded by your loved ones... or bent over in this alley with a woefully inadequate supply of tissues?

Threeboot continuity

  • "You'll feel differently when we're married."
  • From the same issue, the goats.
  • The realization that Chameleon's costume is actually part of his body... meaning he's been walking around naked the whole time.

Reboot Continuity

  • The Subs invading the JLE's satellite with a high-jacked school bus.
    "Hit the brakes! THE BRAKES, NOT THE GAS!!!!"
  • The three Brainiacs arguing with one another, mostly instigated by Threeboot Querl's refusal to work with an adult version of himself.