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Funny: Kungfu Jesus
Funny Moments from Let's Play aficionado Kung Fu Jesus.

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pokecapn's Sonic Unleashed Let's Play
  • From the same LP, when Kung-Fu Jesus starts poking fun at the "successful quicktime sequence" noise:
    *game makes a "ding-dong" sound*
    Kung-Fu Jesus: Someone's at the door! Medibot, get my door.
    Medibot: Yes'm.
    *door opening sound; Kaz enters the room*
    Kung-Fu Jesus: OH WAIT, THERE WAS ACTUALLY SOMEONE AT THE DOOR?!?!
    • KFJ does not have a doorbell. Them trying to explain what just happened to the audience and the entering MyNameIsKaz is also hilarious.

pokecapn's Mario Party Marathon
  • Kung-Fu Jesus getting drunk when he gets tired of losing in Mario Party 5, and everything that follows. All of it. A few examples are listed below.
    • A drunk KFJ duels pokecapn for one coin.
    • medibot, as Waluigi, has been holding a Bone capsule at some point. KFJ, as Yoshi, lands on a Chain Chomp space and chooses Waluigi as the target, not knowing what the bone would do to Chain Chomps. The result is the Chain Chomp gets lured away from Waluigi by the bone, causing pokecapn to cry out in Angrish, all while berating KFJ for being so stupid. The kicker? pokecapn already told the group what the bone would do, many times, before it happened.
      • Of course, KFJ was falling-down drunk at the time. When pokecapn first explained what the Bone did KFJ even said it didn't make any sense to him.
  • In Mario Party 7, Kung Fu Jesus confuses the mic.

Final Fantasy XIII 2
  • The fight in Chapter 07 against Aloeidai (a copy of Gogmagog, their favorite boss thus far) results in Kaz making an interesting correlation:
    Kaz: I feel like I'm watching mathematics unfold.
    pokecapn: *laughs* Like this is what the old mathematicians were doing in their brains?
    Kaz: They were fighting Gogmagog.
    dreamsower: "I've unlocked algebra!"
    pokecapn: "You haven't eaten dinner in three days." "Not now, honey; I'm switching to Scouting Party!"
    Kaz: Yes, yes!
    pokecapn: "It all makes sense now!"
    Kaz: "The rates are related!"
    • Immediately afterward...
      Kaz: *as Aloeidai* "Do you have toilet paper or not?!"
  • While searching for Hope in the 10th video (and momentarily mistaking a passing NPC woman for him), KFJ uses Mog to find a hidden chest. This prompts NPCs in the area to flock to the spot for apparently no reason, much to the amusement of the confused players. The kicker is when the NPC they subsequently speak to says, "People don't seem to be very interested in this site."
  • In the 30th video, Mio Bison speaks in a high pitched voice to emulate a flan in order to react to Serah's Badass Teacher act.
    Mio Bison: (in an extremely high voice) We're sorry, Miss Farron!
    • Then, his subsequent translation of Mog's translation of the flans from English back into Flan.
  • The conversation about medibot cramming into half of a hole results in him lying on the ground curled into a ball.
  • Part 2: A male side-character named Yuj mentions Serah's change in clothes (after the four LPing chuckleheads constantly wonder why nobody has brought it up). A subsequent Live Trigger option has Serah asking Yuj if he'd like to try her clothes on - on top of that, it was the 'Y'-button option, meaning it was the very first one their eyes saw. Raucous laughter ensues and, naturally, they immediately pick that option without even considering (or probably even reading) the other three.
  • One live trigger option has Noel asking if Snow wants to sing to the crystal pillar.
    dreamsower: Please be a musical! Please be a musical!
    • Whenever they try to turn Serah into an airhead.
  • In part 17, they look around for a new adornment they found, and end up finding this, which causes everyone on board to laugh their asses off.
  • The chuckleheads are looking for Captain Cryptic in Part 34, with pokecapn looking online for his location based on hints from NP Cs.
    pokecapn: "He is at the yellow spot on the floor in the small niche at the apex of the triangular-shaped alcove south of the east end of the long moving walkway."
    Kaz: ...Good...
    medibot: Bless you.
    Kaz: Say that sentence in reverse.
  • The Goons are grinding for a Fencer in Academia 400, in which they take delight in reading the IKEA catalogue and mocking the names. But then Kung-Fu Jesus, acting on habit, quits the game and forgets to save, so they lose the Fencer they just spent so long trying to get and have to keep trying for another one!
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