History Funny / KingsmanTheSecretService

--> '''Valentine:''' Now this is a dope-ass top hat.

--> '''Harry:''' I'm a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon madam.

--> '''Merlin:''' That was fucking ''spectacular!''

-->'''Harry:''' No, Eggsy...

-->'''Eggsy:''' Sorry, love, gotta run. I'm going to save the world.\\

* When Rufus asks Eggsy if he had seen him before in a [=McDonald's=], Eggsy denies it and says that, if he had, he would have made sure to give Rufus a portion of his [[ADateWithRosiePalms secret sauce]] (complete with the appropriate gesture).

-->'''Valentine''': This one has a very short range, a simple switch ''will'' do.

-->'''Gazelle''': ''[completely deadpan]'' Do I look like I play bingo?

--> '''Harry''': No, Eggsy...

--> '''Harry:''' I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon madam.

--> "I'll have a Martini. Gin, not vodka, obviously, stirred for 10 seconds while glancing at an unopened bottle of vermouth."

--> '''Merlin:''' Nah uh, this one's mine.

--> '''Merlin''': That was fucking ''spectacular!''

--->'''Valentine''': [[AskAStupidQuestion Is he dead?]]\\
'''Gazelle''': [[CaptainObvious That tends to happen when you]] shoot someone in the head.

--->'''Harry''': I always fancied a future as a colourful megalomaniac.\\
'''Valentine''': A shame we both had to grow up.

--->'''Harry''': And thank you for such a... (''beat'') happy meal.

--->'''Roxy''': ''What?!''
--->'''Eggsy''': '''''SHIT'''''!!!
--->'''Roxy''': ''No parachutes?!''

* The payoff to that scene, after process of elimination reveals that Eggsy had the bum parachute. He confronts Merlin about it, and Merlin replies by yanking Eggsy's ripcord, causing him to pratfall when his parachute opens after all. Even Eggsy grins at this one.

* Harry implies that the selection process for Kingsman hasn't changed since his day. It's amusing to imagine the existing Kingsmen doing the seduction part.

* A [[FunnyBackgroundEvent blink and you miss it]] gag early on; it's implied that ''Music/IggyAzalea'' is among the elite that Valentine has chosen for his new world.
** Not only that, but it was stated that Iggy Azalea disappeared; only certain celebrities and leaders who refused Valentine's conditions disappeared. ''Iggy Azalea'' was more levelheaded and responsible than the world leaders who were fine with their own citizens dying.

* The first pub fight is filled with funny moments (such as the slow-mo shot of one thug's disgusted face as he watches another one's tooth fly past), but the crowner has to be the utter nonchalance with which Galahad sits back down, finishes his beer and sighs, as if he just came back from the toilet - instead of, you know, ''[[CurbStompBattle beating six men unconscious without breaking a sweat]]''. All the while completely ignoring the absolutely baffled "The f*ck just happened???" look Eggsy is giving him.

* The first pub fight is filled with funny moments (such as the slow-mo shot of one thug's disgusted face as he watches another one's tooth fly past), but the crowner has to be the utter nonchalance with which Galahad sits back down, finishes his beer and sighs, as if he just came back from the toilet. All the while completely ignoring the absolutely baffled "The f*ck just happened???" look Eggsy is giving him.

* Eggsy's impression of [[GodwinsLaw a certain German aristocrat's]] [[MilitarySalute formal greeting]].

* Eggsy's impression of [[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler a]] [[ThoseWackyNazis German aristocrat's]] [[MilitarySalute formal]] [[GodwinsLaw greeting]].

--> '''Harry''': (-_-) No, Eggsy...

** Not only that, but it was stated that Iggy Azalea disappeared; only celebrities and leaders who refused Valentine's conditions disappeared. ''Iggy Azalea'' was more levelheaded and responsible than the world leaders who were fine with their own citizens dying.

* In a bit of FridgeBrilliance during their test to win over their target. While Roxy critisises Charlie's use of an outdated seduction techniques, Eggsy suddenly interrupts, asking if their champagne also tastes off. Charlie mocks Eggsy's textbook tactic, with Eggsy looks on confused to what he's even going on about, explaining he really was there to ask them about the bad taste. Not only did Eggsy seem to have detected the drug that knocked them out, he unintentionally got the farthest with their target.

** Which is RealityEnsues given Valentine's characterization. Gazelle's indifferent attitude in the conversation only adds to it.

** [[spoiler:Professor Arnold's [[YourHeadAsplode death]] is just full of BlackComedy. Harry has tracked him down and is interrogating him about who kidnapped him and the resulting death of Lancelot. Valentine then remotely detonates the chip in Arnold's head so he can't blab, and he starts screaming in agony -- [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Harry thinks this is because he's overreacting from the slap he just gave him]] -- moments before his head explodes]]:

** And finally, [[spoiler:Eggsy rushing back to her room with a bottle of champagne and two glasses after successfully saving the world. He talks to her a bit and closes the viewing hole intending to make a dramatic entrance, then realizes he doesn't know the code. He asks Merlin for help, who tells him the code and says Eggsy owes him. And shortly thereafter, Merlin, who's watching through Eggsy's glasses, quickly closes the screen when he realizes what he's seeing.]]
*** Best of all, the code 2625 spells out [[spoiler:A N A L]] on a phone.

* The entire sequence where Merlin [[spoiler:sets off everyone's chips making the heads of every single one of Valentine's soldiers and/or allies explode in a row, each in a stream of colorful fireworks, and all to the tune of ''Pomp and Circumstance'', almost like a live-action version of the Nuke button from ''{{VideoGame/Lemmings}}''.]] And then Merlin's line afterwards:

* While this scene is a TearJerker, Valentine's reaction to [[spoiler: shooting Harry in the head]] is rather amusing due to how disturbed he was.

--->'''Valentine''': [[spoiler: [[AskAStupidQuestion Is he dead?]]]]\\
'''Gazelle''': [[CaptainObvious That tends to happen when you]] [[spoiler:shoot someone in the head]].

* What meal does Valentine have for Harry when they meet up? [[spoiler: UsefulNotes/McDonalds!]] Valentine gives him a look that says "Well, what do you think?"

* The whole mission where the three remaining candidates have to seduce a target is one [[spoiler:right up to when they are drugged and captured]]. First, there is their reactions when they discover they all have the same target, including [[LesYay Roxy]]. Then there is their approach of the target, where each one in turn has a pass at her and comments on the strategies of the previous one. And finally the waiter appears to offer his own advice--drug the target. Cue all three falling unconscious.
* When Eggsy infiltrates Valentine's base [[spoiler: using Arthur's real name, Chester King]], a female assistant asks him whether he has any luggage he needs carrying. Eggsy takes the chance to snarkily tell Merlin that he has just been promoted from a pilot to his valet. Merlin is not amused.

** Even more of a blink and miss it gag comes after Eggsy has taken down all the bad guys [[spoiler: and is going to go take that Swedish princess up on her offer.]] One of the bodies nearby is ''wearing a New York Yankees uniform.''

* The payoff to that scene, after process of elimination reveals that Eggsy had the bum parachute. He confronts Merlin about it, and Merlin replies by [[spoiler: yanking Eggsy's ripcord, causing him to pratfall when his parachute opens after all. Even Eggsy grins at this one.]]

* In a bit of FridgeBrilliance during their test to win over their target. While Roxy critisises Charlie's use of an outdated seduction techniques, Eggsy suddenly interrupts, asking if their champagne also tastes off. Charlie mocks Eggsy's textbook tactic, with Eggsy looks on confused to what he's even going on about, explaining he really was there to ask them about the bad taste. Though Rohypnol is supposed to be tasteless, Eggsy not only seemed to have detect it, he unintentionally got the farthest in their objective.

* Harry implies that the selection process for Kingsman hasn't changed since his day. It's amusing to imagine the existing Kingsmen doing the seduction part.
* Valentine getting interested why Chinese Intelligence hasn't name.
* Valentine ask sat from his friend like he lose pen and need new.

* Valentine getting interested why Chinese Intelligence hasn't name.

* Valentine's hypocritical humour of saying people talk funny.
* Harry implies that the selection process for Kingsman hasn't changed since his day. It's amusing to imagine the existing Kingsmen doing the seduction part.

* Valentine's hypocritical humour of saying people talk funny.

* The last scene, in which Eggsy shows up to take his mum away from her abusive boyfriend leads to said boyfriend and his thugs supposedly intimidating him away only for him to set up another beatdown like the one Harry gave them earlier. The funny bit? You can see them put it together behind their boss, seeing that the kid they last saw with the guy who wiped the floor with them is now dressed like him and quoting him, and realizing ''[[OhCrap that he was trained to fight like him.]]'' They then attempt to warn their boss, only for him to dismiss it, and becoming the first casualty.