Funny: Kid Icarus

  • The Eggplant Wizard!
  • Pit, when he's turned into a walking eggplant.
  • The music that plays when a reaper spots Pit. It's so...bouncy.
    • At least until you hear the screeching in the Famicom and 3D Classics versions.
  • Palutena will turn Pit into a Specknose if the player takes too long to save her. What a douche...
  • Phyrron from Uprising. Just... Phyrron.
    Phyrron: DO YOUR THING, PYRO SNAKE! SHAZZAMITYLAM!
  • Pit's Stealth Insult at Hades, essentially telling him in G-rated terms to "Go to hell"..
    Pit: "Go home, Hades. Just...go home."
  • From Chapter 21:
    Pit: "Hey, look! It's a hot spri-WARGABGARBGABRGA"