- The Eggplant Wizard!
- Pit, when he's turned into a walking eggplant.
- For ones who have played the game... getting eggplanted is just something very far away from funny.
- The music that plays when a reaper spots Pit. It's so...bouncy.
- At least until you hear the screeching in the Famicom and 3D Classics versions.
- Palutena will turn Pit into a Specknose if the player takes too long to save her. What a douche...
- Phyrron from Uprising. Just... Phyrron.
Phyrron: DO YOUR THING, PYRO SNAKE! SHAZZAMITYLAM!Phyrron: What? I can't hear you over ALL THIS AWESOME!Phyrron: Phyyron senses danger. And now... Phyrron sees it.
- Pit's Stealth Insult at Hades, essentially telling him in G-rated terms to "Go to hell"..
Pit: "Go home, Hades. Just...go home."
- From Chapter 21:
Pit: "Hey, look! It's a hot spri-WARGABGARBGABRGA"