* From ''Theatre/TheLionInWinter'':
--> Henry, I don't much care for our children.
--->''(whilst admiring a necklace)'' I'd hang you from the nipples, but you'd shock the children.
* Susan declaring in ''Film/BringingUpBaby'' that "I can take care of myself!" and then [[AnswerCut trips over a log, and falls on her face]].