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Remember how your grandpa always is/would be calling him "Jason Booby"?
When people mishear you and call him "Justine Bieber".
When people mishear you and call him Justin Beaver.
The Bieber or Die self-deprecation.
Justin: Sometimes I don't feel like walking, so I make enormous people carry me around.
: I tried to go into a nightclub once, but the security guards were like "Excuse me, sir, you're not old enough." So I bought the club and I turned it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Now who's old enough,
The ad he did with Ozzy, complete with him saying at the very end, " Huh, he kind of sounds like a girl."
The fatherhood allegations. Not them in and of themselves, but the fact that if they were ever proved, the mother would be thrown in jail for statutory rape. If she's proven false, she'll be thrown in jail for perjury. Ah, the law, thou art the funniest institution.
He walked into a glass door, got up, smiled, then walked .
into the same door again He and glass doors seem to be rivals.
Bieber started an open poll for which country he should tour in next. 4chan noticed it, and the next thing everyone knew, the leading country was North Korea.
" Oma-ha mall... Oma-ha mall..."
Over the 2012 Holidays, a Macy's commercial aired starring Kris Kringle of Miracle on 34th Street. In one scene, Justin apparently got put on his 'Naughty' list and promised to do better this year.
Bieber getting hit by a water bottle.
Bieber: OW! that didn't feel good I don't get why she just threw that at me!
Bieber attacking Paparazzi.
Bieber: WUT U SAY!?
Bieber doing pranks.