Funny: Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell
- “You must get me a house, Childermass. Get me a house that says to those that visit it that magic is a respectable profession – no less than Law and a great deal more so than Medicine.”
- The Ministers being told it would be unwise to resurrect Pitt and Nelson, considering that they had been rotting in the ground for years.
- The Karmic Death of Laurence Strange. He exposed a rude servant to the elements on a dangerous trip to ensure the servant would gain a fever. He then forced the man to wait upon him hand and foot throughout the night, throwing away comforts such as handwarmers. Finally he forces the young delirious servant to sit with him in the study with the window open and exposed to the winter elements. The other staff find the servant cooled and asleep in the morning, and the elderly master frozen to death.
- When Norrell is asked to animate a mermaid figurehead of a captured French ship so that she might provide intelligence on French naval power.
"This Mr Norrell did. But though the mermaid could be made to speak she could not at first be brought to answer any questions. She considered herself the implacable enemy of the British and was highly delighted to be given powers of speech so that she could express her hatred of them. Having passed all her existence among sailors she knew a great many insults and bestowed them very readily on anyone who came near her..."
- Strange rides to see Arabella, and along the way imagines various conversations he will have with her, which keep ending up going badly.
Oh! she was certain to say, Poor man! What happened to him? - I do not know, Strange would say. But surely you stayed to help him, she would say. No, Strange would say. Oh!, she would say...
- Strange animates some corpses killed in the war in Spain, who start speaking in a strange language that includes a lot of screams. Strange says this is probably a dialect of Hell.
"They have learnt it very quickly," said Lord Wellington. "They have only been dead three days." He approved of people doing things promptly and in a businesslike fashion.
- Strange complaining to Sir Walter (who is a Cabinet minister): "How is a magician to exist without books? Let someone explain that to me. It is like asking a politician to achieve high office without the benefit of bribes or patronage."
- "The Emperor Napoleon Buonaparte had been banished to the isle of Elba. However His Imperial Majesty had some doubts whether a quiet island life would suit him..."
- Strange moves the entire city of Brussels to somewhere in America, which Wellington becomes aware of in "his customary imperturbable fashion." He starts issuing orders but then sees four fierce-looking Native Americans riding by.
"Oh, and De Lancey! Find someone to ask those fellows if they would like to fight tomorrow, would you? They look as if they could do the business."
- Later Strange perceives an English soldier trying to teach the Native Americans on how to drink tea, as he believes it is the foundation of civilisation.
- The Frenchmen avoiding a perfectly serviceable road because they are afraid it's one of Strange's magic roads (and that such a road will take them to hell, or worse, England)
- When Strange helps Wellington defeat Napoleon in Spain, the government considers giving him a title as a reward. In the end they don't, mostly because they'd also have to do the same for Norrell, and no one likes him enough to do it.
- The gentleman's embarrassed reaction when he discovers that Strange has outsmarted him and discovered a magical technique beyond him, when the insane Strange looks through his spell of concealment. He then awkwardly tries to bluff Strange into revealing the artifact he presumes allowed Strange to do so.
In the BBC series
- Vinculus cavorting through the countryside after meeting Strange, in a scene critics called Monty Python-esque.
- Once Strange has conjured the magical horses from Horse Sand and saved the ship that ran aground, he casually strolls off, commenting "Hot rolls and marmalade, anyone?" to the astounded onlookers.
- Jonathan Strange's introduction to Wellington.
Strange: I am Strange.Wellington:... Indeed.
- Strange noting the novelty of "having one's wife at hand whenever..." after being at war, at which point Arabella shushes him, then sends the maid out of the door.
- At the end of the scene Arabella quickly peeks round the door to see if any staff are near, then starts making out with Jonathan.
- The entire scene with Mrs Bulworth, culminating in Drawlight scurrying out of the room in terror and Strange very gentlemanly saying good evening to the lady before charging out after Drawlight angrily yelling his name.
- As Segundus takes Lady Pole on as his first patient, and locks her in a bedroom screaming and ranting, he, optimistic as ever, says "I think that went very well".
- Strange's caustic response when Norrell tries to talk him out of using Norrell's library as a physical offering to represent all of English magic.
I am not about to stand here and summon the most powerful magician that has ever lived and say to him, 'I offer you all of English magic, apart from, I am sorry, Gilbert Norrell's books'!
- Norrell's stunned reaction when his and Strange's attempts to channel all English magic into the Raven King and bind him to kill the Gentleman with the Thistledown Hair go somewhat awry, channelling it all into Stephen, right before Stephen is shot by Lascelles.
We have channelled all of English magic into a butler, and he shot him!
- Norrell being as excited as a boy on having the chance to go on a heroic mission into Faerie and rescue Arabella.
- Norrell's attempts at dancing, and failing to blend in at Losthope.