Funny: Jonathan Coulton

  • "First of May". Full stop.
  • "I'm not a monster Tom...well, technically I am... I guess I am!"
  • "And he knows someday, he'll have to play/an old retarded grampa...
  • "Creepy Doll": Now itís late and you head downstairs/íCause you just canít sleep so you make some tea/And the doll disapprovingly asks if you really need that much honey....
    • And then all the YouTube users started commenting on how "no doll tells me how I make my tea".
  • The second verse of "Skullcrusher Mountain". Yes, the one about the half-pony, half-monkey monster.
    • Don't forget "I see you've met my assistant, Scarface".
  • At his "Best. Concert. Ever." show, Jonathan performed a version of "Mr. Fancy Pants". In place of the normal guitar solo, he began playing disjointed audio bytes from the song over a base line. Depending on the listener, it's either annoying or hilarious to here him say the word "Pants" over and over again...and then he plays them so that they form a coherent statement: "Chances are you're/best in/everybody's/pants!" The entire audience erupted into laughter.
    • Also, he later improved his skills with the Zendrum to the point where he ended up Rickrolling people... and then when that started to become more well-known he switched it up to "Single Ladies."
      • And, as of recent shows, has been incorporating the Super Mario Bros. theme. And even more recently, he's been using said theme as a transition to his next song..."Want You Gone", from Portal 2.
      • At PAX 2009, the song takes a wonderfully meta twist by breaking off into the bridge of They Might Be Giants' "Particle Man", which is itself often replaced by covers of other songs when TMBG preforms "Particle Man" live.
  • His cover of "Baby Got Back". Mostly because of the genre he chose to cover it with. Think 1960s acoustic folk-rock.
  • In "The Future Soon":
    She would look the same
    Except for bionic eyes
    She lost the real ones in the robot war.
    I'll say "I'm sorry" and she'll say "it's not your fault..."
    "...or is it?"
  • Which means Judah the Hammer... Judah the Hammer...
  • "Chiron Beta Prime", possibly the best folk Christmas song to incorporate a Robot War ever written.
  • "Kenesaw Mountain Landis", a song about the First Commissioner of Baseball, opens with a claim that he was "seventeen feet tall and had a-hundred-and-fifty wives" and only gets more baffling from there. The real kicker is the final verse:
    And he asked the musical question "Is She Really Going Out with Him?"
    He had a couple albums and a comeback in the 80's
    But he never won a Grammy and he never was the same
    And he never could be satisfied with critical acclaim
    Cause the critics all confused him with the great Elvis Costello
    Yes the critics all confused him with the great Elvis Costello
  • The skit in the middle of "The Princess Who Saved Herself":
    Princess: "Hey Adam, tell me if this sounds like a phone hanging up!"
    (Click)

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