His "Reviews?", done in a slurred monotone that is rarely ever broken, talking about things very barely related to the actual game, eventually giving it an ambiguous rating that could may or may not be translated as "buy this game".
After announcing his panel at Magfest, Jon presents a video of himself playing the harmonica. The best part is that - although he's obviously half-assing his way through - the song turns out to be rather good; even Jon himself is impressed!
[Quickly] You know how most people wanna visit Disneyland? They say y'can't. Gotta go to California, gotta go to Florida, gotta go to Paris, gotta go to Tokyo, gotta go to Shanghai, the one that killsat least one baby a day, well fuck you, we're gonna play the games.
If only there was some way to truly experience the Magic of the Magic Kingdom from the comfort of our own homes...what's that, huh? It's already set up? I don't have to go to a - to a - to a - to a story arc at this time?! [Grabs his iPad from off-screen] This is a script?!