* Roman's prepared statement to the court:
-->I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin' iceholes... like yourselves.
** Gets deported to Sweden.
*** Claims he's not from there.
* "No more nodding!"
* "I'm standin' here with my [apparently blown-off] dork in my hand and you're telling me to calm down?!"
* "FARGIN WAR!"
* The ludicrous steps taken to try and disguise a getaway car. Up to and including [[spoiler:duckie and bunny baby blue wallpaper.]]
* "You shouldn't have pushed a RunningGag, Johnny. A family relative once forced a RunningGag on me. Once."