Funny / Johnny Dangerously

  • Roman's prepared statement to the court:
    I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin' iceholes... like yourselves.
    • Gets deported to Sweden.
      • Claims he's not from there.
  • "No more nodding!"
  • "I'm standin' here with my [apparently blown-off] dork in my hand and you're telling me to calm down?!"
  • "FARGIN WAR!"
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