"MY NAME IS SUE! HOW DO YOU DO!? NOW YOU'RE GONNA DIE!"
"And if I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him... Bill! Or George! Any damn thing but Sue, I still hate that name!"
"Chicken in Black", recorded as a Take That to Columbia Records, who had been treating him poorly for years. Ironically, it actually became a hit and raised his status with Columbia for a time. The best thing about it is that John's delivery is pretty straight-faced and serious. Also had a legendary tongue-in-cheek music video, complete with chicken brain transplant!
"For two long years my head hurt bad, so a doctor checked me and he shook his head. He said, 'I'm sorry to tell you, but your body's outlived your brain'."
His tale of assembling a "custom" automobile in "One Piece at a Time".