Funny: Jhonen Vasquez

  • His Twitter account. Seriously, his twitter account is nothing but Funny Moments nonstop! His tweets are weird, disturbing, and hilarious as they come. Check it out, and here's a few samples if you're unsure.
    "'I am the BBQ.' - someone who is the BBQ"
    "Butt-dialing someone is bad enough, but you don't know real embarrassment until you've butt-murdered someone."
    "You guys much younger than I am will never really know how hard it was to butt-dial people on a rotary phone."
    "Well I saw ninja turtles movie. I have no jokes in me. I've only the yawning void left behind by the shit I just sat through."
    "So as it turns out I'm not actually awake and that I've been in a coma most of my life and I've dreamed you all up. Wash my dream car, guys."
    "My dog made it through a night without peeing her bed! I got so excited I peed all over my bed and now my dog thinks I'm disgusting."
    "AMAZING NEWS FOR INVADER ZIM FANS: Just had my first ice cream Drumstick in years and it was AMAZING! Also, ZIM is still cancelled forever."
  • His tumblr is also equally funny. This is a good example:

citrusgrey: what's jthm?
Jhonen: Japanese Tit-Hammer Man. A few years ago I tried launching a new I.P. for the overseas market, but it didnít go over so well. It found a bit of a handhold in the adult entertainment area but never broke out the way I wanted it to and his trademark move of taking his magic hammers to tits was viewed as overly misogynistic thanks to translation problems (the hammers hammered magic into them)..

This page has not been indexed. Please choose a satisfying and delicious index page to put it on.