Funny: Jesus Christ Superstar

  • It's not really a funny show, but "Herod's Song" is hilarious.
  • In the 2000 film, Simon's Oh Crap! look when Jesus sings "this is my blood you drink" just as he's sipped from the wine.
    • At the next line ("This is my body you eat"), the apostle handling the loaf of bread stares at it and then quickly wipes his hands.
  • Pilate can be hilariously snarky. His delivery in the 1973 film makes it even better.
    Pilate (to the crowd): Well, this is new! Respect for Caesar! Till now, this has been noticeably lacking!