Funny / Identity Crisis

  • Believe it or not, yes, there is one.
    Hawkman: I see you, Wally.
    The Flash: I know what you're doing.
    Green Arrow: Kyle... I see you, too.
    Green Lantern: (appearing from nowhere) How'd you do that?
    Green Arrow: I bluffed.
  • Also, Green Arrow's comment about the Justice League security systems.
    Green Arrow: "Thanagarian, Martian, Apokoliptian, and Kryptonian technology. Plus the really scary crap Bruce invented."
  • And this gem:
    Superman: He used a bowline knot.
    Green Arrow: A what?
    Superman: A bowline knot—to the tie the other end of the noose to the door. They call it a bowline knot, though he added a Dutch marine twist.
    Green Arrow: And you recognized that?
    Superman: It's a common Boy Scout knot.
    Green Arrow: (internal monologue) I love him and hate him in the very same breath.
  • Firehawk asks Ralph about his nose-twitching, saying that Ollie claimed he just did it to get more press. Ralph's totally deadpan response: "Green Arrow has a bald spot. That's why he wears the hat."
  • Another small joke is Batman's note for Green Arrow when the super-CSI team is combing the apartment. It's short, but the tone of voice in the writing is so Batman it's hilarious.
    Ollie,
    Crime scene's done.
    Results soon.
    JUST DON'T
    TOUCH
    ANYTHING
    • Plus, it's signed not "Bruce" or "Batman," but with a Batman logo sticker, like the kind you find on a child's lunchbox.
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