* To save all those individual entries, Scrat's entire adventure provides quick bursts of hilarity throughout.

[[AC:Ice Age]]
* Manny's constant [[DeadpanSnarker sarcasm]] in general.
* When Manny and Sid tell Diego to step off, as the baby belongs to them. Diego's reaction, besides being funny, also doubles as a crowning moment of [[DeadpanSnarker Deadpan Snarkery]] plus GettingCrapPastTheRadar.
--> '''Diego''': Oh, I see. Can't have your own, want to adopt.
* A couple of moments from Sid in the first film, namely:
** "Hey, It's still green, they left north two hours ago."
** [[spoiler: Fainting at the very end.]]
** "Why am I the poop checker?!"
*** "[[ItSeemedLikeAGoodIdeaAtTheTime Because returning the runt was your idea,]] [[TheRuntAtTheEnd because you're small and insignificant,]] [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown and because I'll pummel you if you don't."]]
*** "Why else?"
*** "''NOW, SID!''"
* Sid collapses from exhaustion on top of a geyser. Manny and Diego count down "3, 2, 1." It goes off.
-->'''Manny:''' Sure is [[CallForward faithful.]]
* Sid ice skating past Manny and Diego with the baby who are having trouble staying up on the ice and saying "Hiya Manny!" "Hiya Diego!" Cue him crashing into an ice wall with his head stuck in the ice wall and Manny and Diego walking by saying "Hey Sid."
* "Where's the baby? THERE HE IS!" Cue a terrifying shot of Diego, teeth bared, claws out.
** "Stop it! You're scaring him!"
* Sid and the baby's poke fight. "Don't make me reach back there!" "He started it!" "I don't care who started it, I'm gonna finish it!"
* Manny while the trio passes Stonehenge; "Modern architecture. It's not gonna last."
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m604_bEuNw "No thanks. I choose life."]]
-->'''Diego''': Then I suggest you take the shortcut.
-->'''Sid''': Are you threatening me?
-->'''Diego''': MOVE, SLOTH! ''(avalanche starts)''
-->'''Sid''': ''(Patting Diego)'' Way to go, tiger!
* Sid getting his tongue stuck on ice.
* The entire scene where the gang comes across the Dodo birds.
** When the dodo who steals the 1st melon puts it on the stump and turns and sees Manny Sid & Diego
-->'''Crazy Dodo ''': BAKAK INTRUDERS! (''sprints around like a lunatic'') \\
'''Coach Dodo''' (''lecturing about a smoking crater''); Now don't fall in. If you do, you will definitely--\\
''' Crazy Dodo''': (''sprints in, not paying attention to where he's going''): INTRUDERS INTRU--WAAAH!!...(''trips and falls into crater'').\\
(''"sound of sizzling is heard; the dodo students cringe "Eww!"'')\\
'''Coach Dodo''': ...burn and die.
** "There goes our last female."
** "Hey, look at that, dinner and a show."
* The dialogue right before the volcano sequence:
-->'''Sid:''' [[{{Foreshadowing}} My feet are sweaty]].
-->'''Diego:''' Do we have to get a news flash every time your body does something?
-->'''Manny:''' He's doing it for attention. Just ignore him.
** Then when they do hear the rumbling from the volcano...
--->'''Manny:''' Tell me that was your stomach.\\
'''Sid:''' I'm sure it was just thunder. From... under... ground?
* Diego getting worked up after the ice slide.
-->'''Diego:''' Woo! Yeah! Who's up for round two?! ...Sorry.

[[AC:Ice Age 2 (The Meltdown)]]
* In the second film…
--> '''Sid:''' We're gonna LIVE!
--> ''(beat as they realize they're surrounded by rising water)''
--> '''Sid:''' We're gonna DIE!
* Just the whole "repopulating their race" thing with Manny and Ellie. [[spoiler:It proves unfounded later, but still.]]
* At one point, when Manny tells the animal kids the story of a burro.
-->'''Fawn:''' Burro is a demeaning name. Typically, it's called a wild ass.
-->'''Manny:''' Fine. "The wild ass boy came home to his wild ass mother." (As they all laugh) See, that's why I call it a burro!
* The beaver dad's response to the shifting ice wall.
-->'''Beaver:''' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Dam!]]
** It also counts since it's a wall of ice, which was like a giant beaver dam.
* "Food, Glorious Food" is pretty funny, but Sid dancing to it, then [[EarWorm humming it later,]] really puts the cap on it.
* The two vultures doing a "traffic report" as they watch the mass migration of animals towards the boat:
-->'''Vulture 1:''' We've got an overturned glyptodont in the far right lane. Traffic backed up as far as the eye can see!
-->'''Vulture 2:''' Ooh, and it looks as though there may be a fatality! ''[beat]'' I call the dark meat!
* The entire thing with the pygmy sloths and the "Fire King," even though it's a sacrificial cult.
* Diego getting worked up during the other animals chanting at Sid.
-->'''Diego:''' Jump! Jump! Jump! [''Manny glares at him'']...Sorry.

[[AC:Ice Age 3 (Dawn of the Dinosaurs)]]
* This exchange between Manny and Diego whilst they are trapped inside a carnivorous plant. If you've seen the movie, you know what I mean. Also a moment of [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar getting crap past the radar]]:
-->'''Diego:''' I feel… tingly.
-->'''Manny:''' (rolls eyes) Don't say that when you're pressed up against me!
-->'''Diego:''' Not THAT kind of tingly!
* Pretty much anything said by Buck in the third movie.
** Especially him using a rock like a cell phone.
--> '''Manny''': (to Diego) That's you in three weeks.
* Scrat, Scratte, and the Nutty Tango.
* The third film, after Peaches is born:
--> '''Sid''': It's a boy!
--> '''Diego''': That's its tail.
--> '''Sid''': [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar It's a girl!]]
* "[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar I thought you were a female!]]"
* "[[DopeSlap Can someone slap him for me?!?]]"
* That pterodactyl. "WHO'S DRIVING THIS THING?!"
** Particularly the MidAirRepair.
--> '''Buck''': ''(while giving the pterodactyl mouth to mouth) Tastes like fish.
* The Chasm of Death scene with these lines from Manny, Crash, Eddie, and Diego when they get affected by the fumes, which seem to be a mix of helium/laughing gas.
--> '''Manny''': ''(helium voice)'' You know what's funny, though? We're trying to save Sid, and now we're all gonna die! ''(He, Diego, Crash, and Eddie laugh.)''
--> '''Crash''': ''(helium voice)'' And I don't even like Sid!
--> '''Eddie''': ''(helium voice)'' Who does? He's an idiot!
--> '''Diego''': ''(helium voice)'' Thanks for getting me into this mess. It's the most fun I've had in years!
--> '''Manny''': Thank ''you'' for deserting the herd! That was totally super!
--> ''(Diego looks at Manny in confusion, before they all begin laughing again)''
* When Buck makes his debut, everyone gives him a WTF? reaction. ''Even the dinosaurs''.
* When Sid Shows Manny & Ellie the eggs
-->'''Sid''': I'd like to present Egbert, Shelley, & Yoko.\\
'''Manny''': Sid, whatever you're doin' it's a bad idea.\\
'''Sid''': Shh. My kids'll hear you.\\
'''Manny''': They're not your kids, Sid. Take 'em back. You're not meant to be a parent.\\
'''Sid''': Why not?!\\
'''Manny''': First sign: stealing someone else's eggs. Second sign [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking One of them almost became an omelet.]]\\
'''Ellie''': Sid, somebody's probably worried sick looking for them.\\
'''Sid''': No! They were underground in ice! If it wasn't for me, they'd be... [[{{Pun}} eggcicles]]\\
'''Manny''': Sid, I know what you're going through. You're gonna have a family too someday. You're gonna meet a nice girl with...uh, low standards...no real options...or sense of smell...\\
(''Sid is offended by Manny's words'')\\
'''Ellie''': What Manny means to say is--\\
'''Sid''' (insulted): No no! I get it! I'll take them back. You have ''your'' family, and I'm better off alone...by myself. (puts the eggs in a sled, starts to slide away) A fortress of solitude, in the ice! Forever! [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment A lone, lonely loner!]] (begins to leave)\\
'''Manny''': That's a ''lot'' of aloneness.\\
'''Sid''': ''PRECISELY!''

[[AC:Ice Age 4 (Continental Drift)]]
* [[CallBack "Captain, iceberg ahead!"]]
* Manny's OverprotectiveDad tendencies towards Peaches":
-->'''Peaches:''' When will you let me hang out with boys?
-->'''Manny:''' When I'm dead… plus three days, just to be sure.
* From the movie, Louis wondering how Crash and Eddie can be so calm and happy in the face of death.
--> '''Crash''': Should I tell him our secret?
--> '''Eddie''': *Nods*
--> '''Crash''': We're both very… very… stupid.
* Granny's eventually acquired dentures, which she quickly uses on a poor piece of delectable fruit.
** Granny in general.
* When Manny, Diego, and Sid are on the ice floe during a big huge thunder storm
--->'''Manny''': Just keep your eye on the horizon!\\
'''Diego''': I can't ''find'' the horizon!
** [[GiantEnemyCrab HOLY]] [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar CRAB!]]
** "If I don't make it, find me a wife, and tell her I LOVE HER!!!"
** Then when the three are sucked into a tornado and they go upwards into the clouds, Sid exclaims "Hey guys! There really ''is'' a rainbow around every corner!" Manny and Diego stare blankly...before all three plummet back down to Earth\\
* When Sid's family abandons him again, once his back is turned despite Manny's protests. Sid then arrives and asks where they went.
-->'''Diego''': I'll handle this. Sid? Uh...[[DirtyCoward Your family was wiped out by an asteroid. Sorry.]]\\
'''Sid''': [[BigWHAT WHAT?!]]
* The Hyrax chief goes all {{Braveheart}}. It's priceless. He compounds this by combining the Wallace-esque face paint with a Maori Haka.
* After the Siren escapade, Sid goes back to the roaring Siren that lured him and says "Call me". The Siren recoils, and makes a grunt that sounds like [[EvenEvilHasStandards "Ew. Uh-uh."]]
** Scrat NOT being DistractedByTheSexy when a siren pretends to be Scratte. When it pretends to be an acorn, '''then''' he falls for it.
*** Then the trick backfires when Scrat then tries to bury the "acorn", accidentally killing the Nut-Siren, resulting in the other Sirens turning into acorns and pummeling him, before he barely manages to escape.
* Sid's communication with the hyraxes, as well as Manny and Diego's reaction to it.
-->'''Diego''': ''That'' they got?
* When Gutt confronts the herd for the first time:
-->'''Gutt''': Now surrender your ship...or face my ''fury''!
-->'''Sid''': Or face your furry what?
-->'''Gutt''': Not "furry!" ''FURY!''
* Manny referring to to Squint as the Easter Bunny, Flynn as a "giant bag of pudding". Squint is NOT amused, while [[TheDitz Flynn]], just stupidly waves, completely oblivious to the insult.
* When Flynn unintentionally, [[MotorMouth gives the herd directions to return to the continent]] to Gutt's exasperation
-->'''Manny''': My family's back on the continent so if you could jus--\\
'''Gutt''': (''mock sympathy'') You're family? That's ''so'' sweet. I hope you'd said goodbye...'cause there's ''no way'' back.\\
'''Flynn''': [[MotorMouth Yes, there is! Don't you remember Captain? You can sail to Switchback Cove and catch the current back from there.]] [[HypocriticalHumor Like a steel trap this noggin is!]]\\
'''Gutt''': [[SarcasmMode Thank you Mr. Flynn!]] ''(Stomps hard on Flynn's tail)''\\
'''Flynn''': Ow!
* Squint steals Flynn's fruit from his plate once the seal's back is turned
-->'''Flynn''': Where's my booty? Anybody seen it?
-->'''Gupta''': It's right behind you!
-->'''Flynn''' [''brandishing his butt in Silas' face'']: Where? Where's my booty? I can't see it!
-->'''Silas''': Yuck! It's all I ''can'' see!
* This exchange:
-->'''Diatryma Chick''': When you drink water from your trunk, does it taste like boogers?
-->'''Ellie''': Uh, no! Well, sometimes...
* Before the "[[VillainSong Master of the Seas]]" number:
--> '''Gutt:''' Morning, Sunshine! Let me be the first to extend the Hand of Friendship!
--> '''Manny:''' [[CaptainObvious That's your foot.]]
--> '''Gutt:''' [[SarcasmMode Nothing gets by you, does it?]]
* Manny's method of distracting himself from the Sirens? Stuffing leaves in his ears and singing [[HollywoodToneDeaf (badly)]] "The Candy Man".
** He realizes the sirens aren't really Ellie and Peaches when Ellie tells him "You were right, you were always right."
--> Ellie would never say that!
* This dialogue:
-->'''Sid''': My mother once told me that bad news was just good news in disguise.\\
'''Diego''': Was this ''before'' she abandoned you?\\
'''Sid''': Yes it was
* This gem from Shira & Diego
-->'''Shira''': You're pretty soft. For a saber.\\
'''Diego''': Excuse me? I am ''not'' soft! I happen to be a remorseless assassin\\
'''Sid''': [[ImplausibleDeniability Diego poo! Hey I made ya another coral necklace. He keeps losin' them!]] Hehe! \\
(Skips away, humming)
* Peaches is slumping worrying about her father when suddenly, Louis screams her name as an avalanche rolls past them. The following exchange is priceless.
-->'''Louis''': You okay?\\
'''Peaches''': Sorry, I'm just so worried about my dad.\\
'''Louis''': Don't worry, we're gonna get to him. And at this rate, we'll make it to the land bridge before you know it. We're ''all'' gonna survive this.\\
''Crash & Eddie walk past them and fall off a small cliff''\\
'''Louis''': Well, okay, maybe ''they'' won't. But everyone else? ''Totally fine!''
* While Ellie is leading the rest of the mammals, and it's getting dark and the entire herd is exhausted
-->'''Ellie''': [[{{Understatement}} Maybe we should rest for a few hours.]]\\
''(all the Mammals immediately slump to the ground)''\\
*** Bonus points for Peaches giving her mother a priceless expression that reads: ''[[CaptainObvious You think?]]''
* When Peaches & Louis are spying on Ethan they watch an Elk slide down, only to be struck by the geysers.
-->'''Peaches''' (''to Louis''): I'm sure he's fine.\\
'''Elk''' (''from offscreen''): I'm completely ''not'' fine!\\
(''The elk staggers around with an AshFace up to Ethan)''\\
'''Ethan''': Oh you did ''not'' just do that! That was ''crazy''!\\
(''Ethan gives the elk a fist bump with his trunk...and the elk's antlers disintegrate into ash'')\\
'''Ethan''': Nice!\\
(''the elk coughs and trots away'')
* When Flynn is floundering in the water after Gutt's first ship breaks.
-->'''Flynn''': They sunk our battleship! What are we gonna do! We're all gonna drown!\\
'''Gutt''': [''grabs Flynn by the snout''] [[ForgotICouldFly You're a]] ''[[ForgotICouldFly sea creature]],'' you idiot!\\
'''Flynn''': Oh, good point sir! [''starts swimming'']

* In the ChristmasSpecial, when Manny becomes flabbergasted at meeting Santa Claus, whom he denied his existence. Peaches replies to that with a sarcastic "Duh".
** The revised version of "Deck the Halls".
--> '''Head Mini-Sloth''': Too many La's in this song.
** During the "Deck the Halls" montage, the Head Mini-Sloth tosses away a ball of twine saying no one would want it. Cue Diego playing with it like a housecat would.
** Sid trying to eat [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar yellow snow]]. Prancer tells him "don't, just don't".
** When Manny hastily reassembles the Christmas Rock (still in a mess)
-->'''Manny''': What do you think?\\
'''Diego''': You want an honest answer, or a Christmas answer?\\
'''Manny''': Uh...Christmas answer.\\
'''Diego''': [[BlatantLies It's gorgeous]].\\
(''The stone falls apart again'')
** When Manny & Ellie notice that Sid, Peaches Crash and Eddie are gone and ask Diego to help them.
-->'''Ellie''': Diego, can you pick up Sid's scent?\\
'''Diego''': I can, but it makes my eyes burn.\\
'''Manny & Ellie''': ''DO IT!!''\\
[''Diego sniffs and gags'']\\
'''Diego''': *cough* Yep, this way. *cough*