Funny: Ice Age

Generally
  • To save all those individual entries, Scrat's entire adventure provides quick bursts of hilarity throughout.

Ice Age
  • Manny's constant sarcasm in general.
  • When Manny and Sid tell Diego to step off, as the baby belongs to them. Diego's reaction, besides being funny, also doubles as a crowning moment of Deadpan Snarkery plus Getting Crap Past the Radar.
    Diego: Oh, I see. Can't have your own, want to adopt.
  • A couple of moments from Sid in the first film, namely:
    • "Hey, It's still green, they headed north two hours ago."
    • Fainting at the very end.
    • This little gem:
    Manny: Okay, you, check for poop
    Sid: Hey, why am I the poop checker?!
    Sid: ...Why else?
    Manny: NOW, SID!
  • Sid collapses from exhaustion on top of a geyser. Manny and Diego count down "3, 2, 1." It goes off.
    Manny: Sure is faithful.
  • Sid ice skating past Manny and Diego with the baby who are having trouble staying up on the ice and saying "Hiya Manny!" "Hiya Diego!" Cue him crashing into an ice wall with his head stuck in the ice wall and Manny and Diego walking by saying "Hey Sid."
  • "Where's the baby? THERE HE IS!" Cue a terrifying shot of Diego, teeth bared, claws out.
    • "Stop it! You're scaring him!"
  • Sid and the baby's poke fight.
    Manny: "Don't make me reach back there!
    Sid: "Yeah, well, he started it!"
    Manny: "I don't care who started it, I'll finish it!"
  • Manny while the trio passes Stonehenge; "Modern architecture. It'll never last."
  • "No thanks. I choose life."
    Diego: Then I suggest you take the shortcut.
    Sid: Are you threatening me?
    Diego: MOVE, SLOTH! (avalanche starts)
    Sid: (Patting Diego) Way to go, tiger!
  • Sid getting his tongue stuck on ice.
  • The entire scene where the gang comes across the Dodo birds.
    • When the dodo who steals the 1st melon puts it on the stump and turns and sees Manny Sid & Diego
    Crazy Dodo : BAKAK! INTRUDERS! (sprints around like a lunatic)
    Coach Dodo (lecturing about a smoking crater); Now don't fall in. If you do, you will definitely—
    Crazy Dodo: (sprints in, not paying attention to where he's going): INTRUDERS! INTRU—WAAAH!!...(trips and falls into crater).
    ("sound of sizzling is heard; the dodo students cringe "Eww!")
    Coach Dodo: ...burn and die.
    • "There goes our last female."
    • "Hey, look at that, dinner and a show."
  • The dialogue right before the volcano sequence:
    Diego: Do we have to get a news flash every time your body does something?
    Manny: He's doing it for attention. Just ignore him.
    • Then when they do hear the rumbling from the volcano...
      Manny: Tell me that was your stomach.
      Sid: I'm sure it was just thunder. From... under... ground?
  • Diego getting worked up after the ice slide.
    Diego: Woo! Yeah! Who's up for round two?! ...I mean...T-Tell the kid to be more careful
  • When Manny wakes up to feel that the baby is not in his trunk and he stomps on the ground, waking Diego up with a start.
    Manny: Where's the baby?!
    Diego: You lost it?!
    [Beat]
    Both: SID!!!!!
    cut to Sid in a mud pool trying to impress some female sloths with the baby

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  • In the Christmas Special, when Manny becomes flabbergasted at meeting Santa Claus, whom he denied his existence. Peaches replies to that with a sarcastic "Duh".
    • The revised version of "Deck the Halls".
    Head Mini-Sloth: Too many La's in this song.
    • During the "Deck the Halls" montage, the Head Mini-Sloth tosses away a ball of twine saying no one would want it. Cue Diego playing with it like a housecat would.
    • Sid trying to eat yellow snow. Prancer tells him "don't, just don't".
    • When Manny hastily reassembles the Christmas Rock (still in a mess)
    Manny: What do you think?
    Diego: You want an honest answer, or a Christmas answer?
    Manny: Uh...Christmas answer.
    Diego: It's gorgeous.
    (The stone falls apart again)
    • When Manny & Ellie notice that Sid, Peaches Crash and Eddie are gone and ask Diego to help them.
    Ellie: Diego, can you pick up Sid's scent?
    Diego: I can, but it makes my eyes burn.
    Manny & Ellie: DO IT!!
    [Diego sniffs and gags]
    Diego: *cough* Yep, this way. *cough*