Funny / iCarly

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Season 1

• "iPilot":
  • Sam's Establishing Character Moment has her menacing a boy until he takes back calling her "aggressive" and agrees that she's "pretty and sweet."
  • When Sam tells her the video of them making fun of Mrs. Briggs has only twenty-seven views, Carly then notifies her of the little "k" next to it...
    Carly: Sam...
    Sam: Yeah?
    Carly: THAT'S TWENTY-SEVEN THOUSAND! [Sam falls off the chair]
  • Carly and Sam shouting "I DON'T KNOW!" at each other in fake French accents.
• "iWant More Viewers":
  • Sam and Carly's promotional sign gets ruined by the rain. Evidently, paint doesn't work in Seattle, where rain is a regular occurrence.
    Seattle Beat Hostess: That sign is messed up!
  • Spencer meeting Ms. Briggs again.
    Spencer: Oh, hello Ms. Briggs. Or, now that I'm older, may I call you "Margaret"?
    Ms. Briggs: You may not!
    Spencer: Why?
    Ms. Briggs: My name is Francine!
  • The resulting Signs of Disrepair after Spencer tried to shut it off due to the ensuing traffic pileup.
    Sam: "PEE ON CARL?"
    Spencer: Don't look at the sign! Stop beholding the- [crunch] I stepped on my taco!
  • Additionally, the cop who brings Spencer back to the apartment is named Carl.

• "iDream of Dance":
  • While the trio are watching videos, Sam is resting her head on Freddie’s shoulder. When they notice how close they are, Freddie fakes a stretch and they move away from each other.
  • Sam, during her dream:
    Sam: (while dancing with a group of other students to Miss Brigs playing the bagpipes) Who choreographed this?!
• "iScream on Halloween" has this gem said by Spencer at the end of the episode:

  Spencer: Never forget to buy candy on Halloween...

• "iSpy a Mean Teacher":
  • Freddie's giant plastic piece of pie.
    Sam: (holds up a large plastic fork) Hey look, it even comes with a giant fork!
  • Carly and Freddie are trapped in the teacher's closet.
    Carly: We're in a very serious situation here, Freddie. This is no time to bust a move!
  • This gem:
    Freddie: I guarantee you, in twenty years, I will be Carly's second husband.
    Carly: What happened to my first husband?
    Freddie: Nothing you can prove.
• "iWill Date Freddie": This out-of-context advice Freddie gets from and speaks for his mom:
  Freddie: You won't get respect if your back's not erect.
  [Sam spits out some watermelon toward Freddie upon hearing this]
• "iPromise Not To Tell": Spencer's casual attempts to turn on his new lamp while speaking with Carly
  Spencer: "What?-Lamp?-What?
  • Not to mention when Carly and Spencer are both screaming "RANPU!"^note (For context: Spencer was trying to turn on the lamp by using vocal commands, but the only instructions he could find for it were in Japanese, and while he and Carly read them over, they discover that the Japanese word for "lamp" is "ranpu," and the lamp turns on when you scream "ranpu" at it) at the lamp, Freddie comes in, sees what they're doing, looks at the camera, and sloooowly backs out...
  • Spencer buys Carly a giant TV for her room after being falsely led into thinking she really did get straight A's. Given her guilt, she doesn't want it, so she suggests to give it to a hobo. Spencer's response is telling her that would be silly since "hobos can't afford cable." At first she uses this as a Wild Card Excuse when she runs off from the conversation due to sadness...and then she continues bringing it up like it really is part of what's bogging her down. Especially hilariously used as Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking when she hits her Rage Breaking Point, as we rummage through her thoughts of things said to her earlier in the episode regarding her false straight A's, ending on "Hobos can't afford cable!"
  • After giving Carly advice, Spencer ruins the moment by prying off one of his A's that somehow got stuck on Carly's butt.
    Carly: (leaning on the couch: muffled) That's so embarrassing!
• In "iDon't Want to Fight":
  Sam: Guess what else I got?
  Freddie: Pimples on your butt?
  [Sam turns back to him and gives him a Death Glare, prompting Freddie to sprint out of the room]
  Sam: He was smart to run.
• "iHatch Chicks":
  • Also this exchange, when the topic of the requirements for the missing chicks are brought up.
    Carly: What's the temperature in here?
    Spencer: Seventy-two!
    Carly: Turn the heat up to ninety!
    Spencer: Ninety degrees?
    Sam: No, ninety pickles! Yes ninety degrees!
    Spencer: ...No need to be hurtful.
  • Sam and Carly hear one of the missing chicks in the drain, and they flip a light-switch. Buuut it turns out to be the garbage-disposal instead. The good news was the chick was in a pipe, not the garbage disposal, but Carly's scream and Spencer's Big "OMG!" made it hilarious.
  • When Freddie and Duke hear a chick somehow on the other side of the apartment wall, Freddie thinks out loud how he could contact a relative to get them some tools to get through...while Duke abruptly slams his head through the drywall and recovers the chick. Whatever works works.
• "iStakeout": "WATCH ME SPANK YOUR DADDY!"
• "iWin A Date":
  • The gang tries to hint-drop to Gibby that the girl he wants in their I Win A Date sub-show is number 2 by emphasizing it anytime they say "two" or a homophone of it. And he doesn't catch on at all.
    Sam: Girl number one... [Gets in his face] GIRL NUMBER TWO... and girl number three.
    Gibby: But how will I know which one is Shannon?
    Carly: (after both looking irritated that he still hasn't caught on) If you really want TO go on a date with Shannon, then you need TO choose carefully.
    Sam: That's all you have (together) TO! do.
    Gibby: (mockingly) Oh...kaaaay!
  • By the tail end of the episode, Gibby decides to be true to himself instead of letting the others paint him in the same vein as Freddie, resulting in the following exchange:
    Gibby: I'm all Gibby. And you know what that means?
    Carly: Tell her what it means, Gibby!!!
    Gibby: It means I like to dance! WITH MY SHIRT OFF!!
• In "iGot Detention", as part of the 50th webcast video, a student answers correctly, "Mr. Howard Eats Pants", in a game of Hangman. When Mr. Howard returns and then notices the sentence, his reaction sells it.
  Mr. Howard: WHO WROTE THIS?! WHO WROTE THIS LIE?! Never in my entire life have I eaten one pair of pants!
  • Wesley is the kid who the iCarly trio used to distract Mr. Howard into leaving the kids in detention alone. Better yet, he's the exact same kid from the pilot episode that Carly and Sam chastised in the talent show!

Season 2

• "iSaw Him First":
  Carly: I have a date with Shane tonight!
  Sam: Obviously!
  Carly: What's that supposed to mean?
  Sam: Why don't you ask your new helping bra!?
  Carly: (looks down and gasps) That's it! I'm out of here!
  (Carly walks out, walks back in)
  Carly: This is my house.
  [Sam walks out]
  Carly: (defensively crosses her arms) There's nothing wrong with a little help.
• Sam's hilarious tirade after being given a 526-dollar tip by an adult hired by Carly and Freddie in "iOwe You". Admit it, watching a 15 year old girl crazily dancing on top of the counter, showing other customers her tip before stuffing her face with their fries, eating chili directly from the pot and sticking a plunger right onto her boss's face before dancing out of the door made you laugh out loud.
  • Also this moment when Sam fakes a family emergency for Freddie so he won't see her crying in Carly's arms. Freddie walks in, telling her his mother said he didn't have the relative Sam told him about. Sam turns around and screams ferociously at Freddie, who screams in terror and retreats back to his apartment while Sam resumes crying on Carly's shoulder.
• "iStage An Intervention" has one for Carly/Spencer and one for Sam.
  • Sam delivering a rant against the audience of the Video Game Channel.
    Sam: Stop watching the Video Game Channel, you big bunch of losers; you're wasting your lives! Get a job, kiss a girl, do something! (turns to reporter) ...No offense.
  • Carly confronting Spencer about his Pak-Rat addiction.
    Carly: [hoses Spencer] What about the labradoodle sculpture for that important doctor guy!?
    Spencer: He's not picking it up 'til Sunday!
    Carly: Today is Sunday! [hoses him again]
    Spencer: It is?
    Carly: Yes! You have a problem; you're addicted to Pak-Rat!
    Spencer: I am not!
    Carly: [hoses him again] Admit it!
    Spencer: No! I am not addicted to Pak-Rat! [hoses him again] Would you stop squr- (hoses him again) I'm addicted to Pak-Rat!
    Carly: I know! [hoses him again]
  • And at the very end of the episode:
    Spencer: Carly? Carls? Hey?
    Carly: (sleepy) Hmmmmmm?
    Spencer: Did you play Pak-Rat all night?
    Carly: Mm-hmm. It's so fun...
    Spencer: Yeah...all right, kiddo. Go on up to bed.
    Carly: Carry me... [he does] It's such a fun game...
    Spencer: I know.
• Near the end of "iChristmas":

  Carly: Thank you, Mitch.
  Mitch: Thank you.
  Carly: Why thank me?
  Mitch: Because, if it weren't for you, I would have never gotten my wings. [computer screen shifts down to show a plate of chicken wings]
  Carly: ...Chicken wings?

• Carly and Freddie's horrified reaction to finding out Mandy bought the iCarly website.
  Carly: MANDY! OUR INSANE BIGGEST FAN!
  Freddie: Aw man, it is her!
  Carly: Of course it's her! Why would I say it's her if it wasn't her! OH MY GOD it's her!
  • The only thing we hear of Mandy's plan to get the website back from Nevel:
    Okay, first, we're gonna need three zebras.
• In "iLook Alike", Spencer has a moment where he acts like an adult for a change and refuses to let Carly go to an MMA fight because they are too violent.
  Spencer: Look, I'm sorry you're upset, but I'm in charge here. You're the kid, and I'm the adult.
  [Carly proceeds to take his smoothie off his hands]
  Spencer: YOU GIVE ME THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!
  [Proceeds to chase Carly around and yelling at her to give him back his smoothie.]
• In "iTwins", this exchange.
  Melanie: Maybe Sam hates you.
  Freddie: You are Sam!
  Melanie: Really? Would Sam do... this?
  [Melanie kisses Freddie]
  Freddie: (distressed) You swore we'd never do that again.
  Melanie: I didn't swear anything. [leans in again]
  [Freddie flees]
  • Not to mention "Derf".
• In "iFight Shelby Marx", Spencer's new medicine makes him suffer from short-term memory loss. As a result, he asks the same questions over and over, until Carly gets fed up with it.
  Spencer: So how was school today?
  Carly: IT BLEW UP OK!
  • Another one of his side effects is uncontrollable muscle spasms. He ends up flinging a full tub of popcorn out of Gibby's hands TWICE ("Not cool, man") and slapping Shelby Marx.
  • Sam tunes into a pay-per-view channel to watch Shelby Marx without permission. When Spencer realizes it, he starts to get worried. Then she tries to pacify him by saying it only costs eighty bucks, which of course makes him freak out more. And then she mentions she ordered it in HD so it was actually a hundred. His reactions are just priceless.
  • When Nevel makes the "Push her grandmother down" video. Particularly because his method is very similar to that of sentence-mixing in YouTube Poops.
  • Later, when Freddie locks Nevel in the ring after the match:
    Nevel: Ok, Freddie, I'm not scared of you.
    Freddie: That's cool. Gibby! Lights!
    [Gibby turns a spotlight on Carly]
    Carly: Hello, Nevel.
    Nevel: I'm not scared of you, either.
    [Gibby turns a spotlight on Sam]
    Sam: S'up, Nevel.
    Nevel: Ok, you I'm scared of.
  • And when Shelby has a spotlight fixed on her:
    Shelby: Hi, Nevel.
    Nevel: Oh, dear. Oh...okay...what are you gonna do? Ladies, my pants are very expensive. [Screams Like a Little Girl as he gets beat up]
• In "iRocked the Vote", after Wade Collins explains that he needed the prize money for his mother, who is sick in the hospital.
  Carly: Aww! His mother needs surgery...
  Spencer: (deadpan) ...She's not gettin' it now.
  • And after Spencer gives back the yo-yo he was playing with, only with the two plastic sides broken off...
    Spencer: Someone broke your yo-yo.
    Carly: I think you need to go downstairs.
  • Lets be real, Wade Collins was a huge jerk, but the whole montage of his Jerkass behavior ended up being too hilarious to hate.
  • Wade calling people hobknockers.
• "iMeet Fred": Freddie getting hated by everyone in school after his insults "kill" Fred.
  Freddie: I didn't know it was going to turn into this whole brouhaha!
  Sam: Brouhaha?
  Carly: You can't say things like "brouhaha" and not expect to get hit!
• Kelly Cooper: Terrible Movie.
• "iPie": This exchange when Spencer is trying to get a pie recipe:
  Trudy: How about we move this party to the couch?
  Spencer: The couch is broken...
  Trudy: (suggestively) Then let's go break it some more.
  • And then there's this scene:
    Sam: (flatly) Oh my gosh, the bear ate Freddie. (he's actually in a bear costume) Bad bear! [hits Freddie with an umbrella, knocking him to the floor]
    Freddie: [gets to his feet with Carly's help] Never do that again!
    Sam: You're not the boss of me. [hits Freddie AGAIN with the umbrella, knocking him right back down]
• This exchange from "iMust have locker 239:
  Freddie: What did you do to my locker?
  Sam: You mean my locker.
  Freddie: Our locker!
  Sam: When did you turn into my wife?
• From "iTake On Dingo", "SIT DOWN, GLENN." Something about the way Miranda Cosgrove delivers that line is just hilarious!
  • Then there's the butter sock.
  • "Hey, what's in that sock?!" "PAYBACK!"
  • "What're we gonna do?!" "We're gonna find them, and kick them in their dingos!"
  • On the topic of the frozen head of Charles Dingo:
    Hobo: I heard that Charles Dingo's head is somewhere deep in the bowels of the original studio.
    Spencer: See? I said it was in the bowels, too!
    Carly: Alright, next person who says bowels sleeps in the bathtub!
    Hobo: Bowels! I got the bathtub!
    [Carly frantically closes the window]
• "iGo to Japan": Carly and Sam have a discussion about what is more important- pudding or legs- while on swing sets and barefoot.
• "iDate a Bad Boy": Spencer's reaction to finding Carly making out with Griffin.
  • Followed by:
    Spencer: Let's just recap: You steal my motorcycle. I don't have you arrested. I invite you into my home. I teach you about the joys of sculpting. I'm forced to wait an hour. For BAGELS I DIDN'T EVEN WANT! And then I come home to find you chewing on [Carly's] face!
  • This exchange:
    Griffin: We were kissing.
    Spencer: GUILTY!
  • When Griffin leaves the room, Spencer decides to ground Carly. For how long?
    Spencer: (calmly) You are grounded...for...'til college.
    Carly: For 'til college?!
    Spencer: FOR 'TIL COLLEGE!!!

Season 3

• "iThink They Kissed": Freddie overpowers and restrains Carly, pinning her to the floor.
  Carly: Whoa! When did you get so strong?
  Freddie: Same time the voice got lower!
  • Also when Carly confronts Sam about the kiss:
    Freddie: [Walks into the apartment, holding cables] Hey, can I run upstairs for a second and install these cab- [Sees Sam and reads the room]
    Sam: (In a voice laced with murder) You spoke of it!
    [beat]
    [Freddie screams, throws the cables, and runs for his life]
  • Again from "iThink They Kissed", when Spencer is teaching an art class to a group of convicts at a prison:
    Spencer: Stabbing . . . isn't really an emotion; it's more of an activity. That I hope you don't do to me.
    Convict: Well. Maybe. I. FEEL! STABBY!
  • The end of the episode, Carly, Sam, and Freddie are left duct taped to chairs by the escaped prisoners, then try to get out of by working together, but their struggling ends up causing them to fall over with Carly lampshading the failure as the episode ends.
    Carly: Okay. We've got to get out of this. On three?
    Sam: One...
    Freddie: Two...
    Carly: Three!
    [The trio work together to free themselves but they end up falling over with their struggling]
    Carly: Well, that didn't work.
• "iCook":
  • Jo-Jo the Gigantic Baby.
  • These lines:
    Carly: (after seeing an empty plate that was supposed to be full of meatballs) Where are the meatballs?
    Sam: Right about here [pats stomach] being dissolved by my stomach acid.
  • Carly getting absolutely belted with a pillow so hard it split the cover.
  • Also, Spencer and Nug-Nug finally meeting in the Groovy Smoothie, complete with slow motion hug.
• "iSpeed Date":
  • Spencer tries to give Carly The Talk.
    Spencer: Come here, we need to talk.
    Carly: *sits down* What about?
    Spencer: Well... OK. You're going to a dance tonight. You know... with a new guy.
    Carly: Mmm-hmmm.
    Spencer: So I just think it's time you and I had a little talk about...
    Carly: (interrupts) I'm not having this conversation.
    Spencer: Thank you so much!
  • What Sam will do for bacon:
    Freddie: Girls who are rude to me don't get a bag of bacon [holds up bacon]
    Sam: (fast and robotic) Whoa, Freddie, I never realized what a hot handsome hunk of boy you really are. [immediately grabs the bag]
    Freddie: Better.
• In "iFind Lewbert's Lost Love", Carly tries to tell Marta that perhaps it won't work between her and Lewbert. Marta knows exactly what's going on.
  Marta: You want me out of the picture so you can have Lewbert for yourself!
  [Beat]
  Carly: Lewbert for my... the... I'm fifteen!
  • Don't forget the freak-out Lewbert had when he saw Marta, which is a CMOF funny of its own because its so far over the top especially with the dual flare guns...
• "iMove Out": Every time Spencer gets mauled by Harmoo the cat.
  • Not to mention the scene where the Petographers are hysterically crying over the fact that Sam stole Harmoo.
• After Freddie and his mom make up, they both stroke each other’s heads.
• From "iQuit iCarly", we have this Running Gag exchange while Carly is hanging off the edge of a building:
  Sam/Freddie/Spencer: CARLY! DON'T LET GO!
  Carly: WHY ON EARTH WOULD I LET GO!?
• "iSaved Your Life":
  • Everything Mrs. Benson says, included but not limited to:
    Mrs. Benson: (About the flowers Carly brought over for Freddie) I soaked them in bleach and pounded them with a mallet.
    Mrs. Benson: [leans over right next to Carly's ear] It should have been you!
  • Mrs. Benson's terrified freak-out in shock when she returns home from work and discovers Carly kissing Freddie on the bed, having a makeout session for half an hour while she was gone, in addition to them (Carly and Freddie) screaming as well. Hilarity ensues and it's priceless.
  • The overly long security code for Freddie's room.
  • The paintball subplot. Special mention goes to Spencer hiding in Sam's locker as a way to ambush Sam. When she does open the door, he shouts "HEEEERRRRREEE'S SPENCY!!!", before getting slammed in the face.
    Spencer: I gotta quit saying witty things before I blow.
• "iWas A Pageant Girl": The dress removal scene.
  Carly: And thanks for being gentle!
  • Also:
    Sam: (after wearing the dress) I feel hot!
    Carly: I feel violated!
• "iEnrage Gibby":
  • Freddie trying to talk to Gibby.
    (Gibby smacks Freddie's coffee out of his hands)
    Freddie: That was a chai latté!
    Gibby: Yeah, well I'm gonna make you a die latté!
    (beat)
    Gibby: (completely unashamed) Yeah. I said it.
  • All of Spencer's subplot, where he takes advantage of his "death".
    Veronica: I just wish I could hold him one more time...
    Spencer: You can hold me!
    Veronica: (Screams)
• The climax to the Spencer/Mrs. Gibson sub-plot in "iFix A Popstar". Both of them start seeing relatives in them (Spencer sees Gibby, Mrs. Gibson sees Carly), they both freak out. And it's hilarious.
  • An angry Carly saying Ginger Fox dances "like a diseased elephant".
• "iBloop": When Drake Bell enters in character as Drake Parker.
• "iBelieve In Bigfoot": The squirrel "wrestling" scene.
  Carly: I see some trees, some bushes... and oh, two squirrels wrestling.
  Freddie: Carly?
  Carly: Mm-hmm?
  Freddie: They're not wrestling.
  Carly: (pauses) Oh.
  • Then later:
    Spencer: Did you see those squirrels?
    Carly: (very quickly) Don't talk about it!
• "iBeat The Heat": Oh, Spencer.
  Spencer: (as fast as humanely possible) It is a fifteen kilowatt liquid propane generator with a nine hundred and ninety-three cc pro-guard thirty-five horsepower v-twin engine- yeah I said all that.
  • This exchange:
    Mrs. Benson: When the temperature gets too high, the elderly will start to die!
    Spencer: Wow, that's a creepy rhyme!
  • Carly, realizing that there are way too many people in their apartment, loudly asks for just a few people to leave. As she opens the door, at least fifteen more people come running in.
    Carly: I blame myself.
  • Sam coming out of the freezer with a slice of frozen pizza in her mouth.

Season 4

• "iGot a Hot Room": Upon hearing his great-grandmother's watch was insured for $82,000, Spencer's pants drop by themselves, for no particular reason.
  Accountant: (deadpan) Look down.
  • The Fire Chief's reaction to Spencer introducing himself
    Fireman: Yeah. We know who you are.
  • Spencer telling Sam and Freddie to move out of his way as he runs upstairs when Carly screams her room's on fire, and then as they follow him up, he turns and runs back down the stairs, screaming at Sam and Freddie to move out his way, before sprinting across the apartment and running out of the door, closing it on Sam, Carly and Freddie before they can reach it.
  • After Carly's room has been rebuilt...
    Freddie: You got your room back.
    Gibby: Except for all your old photos and other personal items that can never be replaced.
    Everyone: GIBBY!!!
• "iSam's Mom": Carly's claustrophobia kicks in while being trapped in a very tiny room with Sam and her mom at the family therapist's office, causing her to lose her mind. Sam and her mom manage to have a touching reconciliation while Carly is crawling over the place, bleating like a goat!
  • This gem, as well:
    Carly: And no more panties on the stairs!
    Sam: I told you I don't like that word!
    Spencer: Too bad! Stairs! Stairs! Stairs!
    Carly: ...she meant "panties".
    Spencer: [beat] Now I'm embarrassed.
• "iGet Pranky": Spencer's pranking montage was just hilarious.
  • At one point, he wiggles his butt around in an elderly couple's face.
  • Sam shocking Freddie with a shock pen for no reason at all.
    Carly: (resigned) I'll check his pulse.
  • The golden moment comes when Gibby falls from the ceiling after a botched prank attempt on Spencer, breaking his ribs and arm from the impact of hitting the floor hard.^note Even more hilarious, in a very dark way, is that Gibby's stunt double for that scene actually did break his bones from that fall.
• "iSell Penny Tees":
  • The Sam Puckett Legal Defense Fund.
    Freddie: Together, we can keep Sam out of juvie.
  • After the girls present Techfoots on the auction, Freddie gives a disclaimer:
    iCarly is not responsible for damage caused to your feet, toes or central nervous system.
• "iStart a Fan War"...pretty much any scene with Spencer and Aspartamay (played by Jack Black). Like this one:
  Aspartamay: You have the breath of a dastardly goat with infected gums.
  Spencer: Your words have no bite. For they are spoken by a gutless thief. Sprung from a lineage of cowards and hog farmers!
  [The crowd gasps in shock]
  Aspartamay: ...Okay, seriously dude, you take that back right now.
  Spencer: No returns, man. I put it out there and it's staying out there!
  • Or this one:
    Aspartamay: Say your costume's lame.
    Spencer: Okay ... YOUR COSTUME IS LAME!
  • Not to mention Spencer's dramatic entrance... followed by him announcing that someone should fix that steam pipe that burst outside the door.
  • Also the scene where Gibby, Guppy, and their completely insane grandfather ordering food from the drive-thru, only their grandfather wants soup, yet the restaurant he is patronizing does not serve soup. Gibby’s frustrations on dealing with the situation add to the humor and Guppy repeatedly shouting ‘French Fries!’ gets a special mention since the drive-thru operator keeps hearing that. Even more funny is that when Guppy shouts it for the final time, Gibby orders him to shut up. Also, when he asks his grandfather why they cannot eat at WebiCon, his Insane Troll Logic answer makes you want to bust a gut.
• The cameo involving Stacey Dillsen from Zoey 101 in iHire An Idiot. While being interviewed for an internship, Carly nervously screams, "Get out of here!" almost in a disturbed way.
  • "In five, four, three, two —" "ONE!"
• The second scene of "iOMG" was amusing, too.
  Sam: Well at least you learned something.
  Carly: No we didn't.
  Sam: Oh that's right, you learned nothing.
  Carly: We wasted your time!
• The Old Spice parody. Complete with Gibby as The Man Your Man Could Smell Like!
• "iParty With Victorious": Spencer in Kenan Thompson's hot tub and Sikowitz from Victorious scaring the living crap out of him when he pops out from under the water yelling. Also a still in shock Spencer's incoherent speech afterwards.
  Sikowitz: What's your name?
  Spencer: S-ssspuh...
  Sikowitz: Nice to meet you, Spoo!
  • Later, Spencer, Sikowitz, Jade and Beck are all seen in the tub looking intently at one of the fully-clothed kids that Trina was supposed to be babysitting.
    Sikowitz: You can also see the children, right?
    • Even funnier is that in the extended version, they're all holding corndogs for some reason.
  • Sam's game involving oranges called "Boomba!"
    Freddie: See if you can find out if oranges can crack a spine (to Sam) BECAUSE I THINK THEY CAN!
  • Everything with Monie, Spencer's ex-girlfriend. Monie is still broken up over him shattering her heart...and her leg.
    • And she's not the only girlfriend Spencer's hit with his car...
  • "Random Humiliation!"
  • After Freddie says he just realized something, Gibby says so did he and that there are no yellow foods. The others start naming yellow foods, which is funny enough. But then Gibby starts naming yellow foods. It's much funnier in context...
  • A Running Gag throughout the episode is a guy dressed as a panda crashing Andre's party and swatting people in the butt with a tennis racket. Apparently, it keeps following Kenan Thompson for no discernable reason.
  • During the Leave It All To Me/Make It Shine mash-up, Kenan just bursts into the room and "sings" the "I'm telling you just how I feel" line from Leave It All To Me and swiftly exits the way he came. What really makes it, however, is the dumbfounded looks on the iCarly crew's faces afterwards.

Season 5

• "iCan't Take It": Mrs. Benson's meltdown after unsuccessfully trying to bribe Freddie into breaking up with Sam.
• Carly and Spencer being told to go to bed by Spencer's girlfriend in "iLove You". Made even funnier because they both comply with almost no hesitation. Carly even innocently says "Goodnight" before leaving.
• In "iRescue iCarly", Carly tries taking the elevator in her home, only to open the door and see two little girls riding it for some unexplained reason.
• The entire subplot in "iToe Fat Cakes" where Carly is trapped in her bathtub for hours after getting her big toe stuck in the faucet.
• Michelle Obama winning a bag of nuts and bolts in "iMeet the First Lady".
  Michelle: Yes, now I can finally finish building that robot!
  Secret Service Agent: *whispers something in her ear*
  Michelle: Oh, I wasn't supposed to mention the robot?
  Secret Service Agent: No! [runs offscreen]

Season 6

• In "iApril Fools", the repeated running gag of characters being hit in the head with stop signs.
• In "iOpen a Restaurant", Freddie casually asks Carly, "Is it too late for you to love me?". When she asks him to repeat it, Freddie denies saying it.
• In "iBust a Thief", while Spencer is playing at Funk E. Fester's to score points and win the magic dolphin, Guppy is sitting at a table with two older women and reading a book called "Nifty Shades of Beige".
  • Spencer slapping the Jerkass Funk E. Fester employee with said dolphin after he finally wins it.
• In "iGoodbye", near the end, Spencer fondly looks at a camera that he made into a squirrel way back in the first season. Which instantly catches on fire... but Spencer doesn't react at all, other than a fond smile.
  • "Oh my god, this freaks me out": Steven Shay's reaction upon seeing the Baby Spencer sketch.
  • Gibby when Colonel Shay arrives: "Ohhh, so Spencer's not her dad?"
  • Freddie interrupting the final iCarly introduction.
    Freddie: And I'm Freddie! ...Yeah, I interrupted the introduction. What're they gonna do, fire me?
  • Lewbert running away and screaming like a scared little girl when Sam yells at him to get out.

Tie-in Merchandise

• The show's original soundtrack is worth a mention, since it also has tie-ins with several Season 1 episodes. The four main characters simulate being DJs throughout the disc, inserting intermissions between tracks. It seems all of them are in incredibly snarky moods (emphasis on the girls) while doing their dialogues.
  Freddie: Let's play an improv game. You start by saying one word, and we just keep going until it turns into a story. Sound fun?
  Carly: Not really.
  Sam: No.
  Spencer: I'm tired.
  Freddie: Come on. Okay, I'll start. Yesterday...
  Carly: People...
  Spencer: Gathered...
  Sam: In... Freddie: The...
  Carly: Ocean...
  Spencer: Which...
  Sam: Made...
  Freddie: Them...
  Carly: Wet. (deadpan) Fun game.
  Freddie: (sighs in defeat) I'll play the next song.
• And another one:
  Sam: Hey, check out what I bought today.
  Carly: You went to Build-a-Bra without me?
  Freddie: Can we talk about ANYTHING else?
  Carly: Ooh! You got the glow-in-the-dark straps!
  Sam: I know. Does Build-a-Bra rock or what?
  Carly: So rocks.
  Freddie: Oh-kay, next song!

General/Unsorted

• In this video, Victoria Justice is driving around with the iCarly gang. Freddie mentions she's in Victorious, and then tells her that she looks a lot like Shelby Marx. She responds, "Yeah, I get that a lot."