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Funny: Hot Shots!
  • Roy? ROY!
  • Without a doubt in Part Deux: Topper firing the chicken.
  • "You win..."
  • The random, hilarious and yet romantic Lady and the Tramp spoof in Part Deux.
  • Topper grabs Saddam's arm and tries to throw him, but he just made him stand in front of him with his gun. Even Topper looks confused.
  • "I look out there on all you wonderful guys and I say to myself, 'What I wouldn't give to be twenty years younger. And a woman.'"
  • "I smell a rat."
  • Dexter falls off a cliff, Wile E. Coyote style.
    Topper: He really was a wiener.
    Ramada: Don't get me started.
  • The President grabs a bust of Abraham Lincoln, and removes the top of Lincoln's head:
    President Benson: Cookie?
    Colonel Walters: No thank you sir.
    President Benson: Young lady?
    Michelle: No thank you sir.
    President Benson: No I was just offering him a young lady.
  • Washout ejects...right into the underside of Deadmeat's plane.
    Washout: Do me a favor, don't land!
  • Topper runs out of ammo for his M60 and throws a pile of bullets at some mooks.
    • And it works and they all fall to the ground as if shot.
  • The Drill Sergeant Nasty telling one of the pilots that the next time he sees their ugly face that it's to be shaven. Said pilot is a rather attractive woman.
    Sergeant: Suck in that chest!
    Female pilot: (inhales and makes her breasts stick up more)
  • The line "It seems like only yesterday I was strafing so many of your homes. Here I am today, begging you not to make such good cars.". Probably because it sounds so much like something Reagan or Bush Sr. could have said.
  • Those poor monks when Michelle shows up with the Colonel. Vow of celibacy and all (like their fathers and their father's fathers...)
  • "I loved you in Wall Street!" in a scene that was already doing simultaneous shoutouts to Platoon and Apocalypse Now.
  • Admiral Benson's first address to the recruits:
    Benson: You know, I've personally flown over 194 missions and I was shot down every one. Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life.
  • This, when the crew is out at sea:
    Benson: Holy Cow! My cap blew off! Swing her round. We'll pick it up.
    Officer: But, sir, we're on the mission.
    Benson: Good thinking. We'll pick it up on the way back. We gotta mark the spot, though. Put Robinowitz in a life raft. Have him row in circles until we return.
    Officer: It could be days.
    Benson: (slightly annoyed) ...Then put some food in the life raft, for God's sake, man. Do I have to think of everything? We'll tape his favorite shows, he won't miss anything!
  • The limo driver trying to watch Topper and Michelle have sex. He variously uses public pay binoculars, a film camera and popcorn until Topper closes off the front section. Next time we see him, he's outside the limo, taking photographs.
  • The sex scene between Topper and Michelle is itself pretty funny. She ties him down, even having him lend a finger so she can get the knot, despite the other hand being tied to the opposite bedpost. She walks up stairs, onto a diving board, and flips onto the bed. Finally, she's riding him while swinging a cowboy hat and shooting a revolver into the air while yelling "Yippy!"
    • Don't forget the Shout-Out to Basic Instinct as she grabs a screwdriver from beside the bed and stabs it... right at a loose squeaky screw just above Topper's head.

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