"I will make monkeys of these monkeys, for it is their destiny! HUUHHH?"
Vlad choking on a bone. "Holy moly!"
The entire breakfast sequence, including Sally's motherly but offhanded "That's one of my girls!"
One that appeared often in the trailers; Ned tries to get a word out of Jojo...by using his interpretation of teen slang. Vow of silence or not, can you really blame Jojo for not wanting to dignify that with a response?
The portraits of the various ancestors... including the "... not-so-great" grandfather.
THE ANIMATION. Never before have CG characters squashed-and-stretched so much as in this film and the animators utilized it to great effect, eliminating any doubt that CG models can move just like hand-drawn characters!
The business with the two Vlads- the bad Vlad... and the bunny Vlad that makes the cookies!
"Keep watching the SKIES (Morton pulls Horton's eyelids up, making his eyeballs bulge), Horton. Keep watching the skies..."
"I WANT TO LIVE!"
The scene in the Town Hall where the Mayor thinks that maybe they should cancel the Who-Centennial. The Councilman presses a smiley button, a dome descends around the Mayor and the council, and Muzak begins playing, causing the panicked Whos to relax. As this is happening, the Councilman is chasing the Mayor around the dome. In the next shot, he's strangling the Mayor. And then the next shot shows him pointing first to the Mayor and then to a picture of a donkey. Probably not too hard to guess what the Councilman was calling the mayor.
"Oookay, Hor-ton - fake name - where are you?"
"Oh, voice from the drainpipe."
The first time you see Ned the Mayor. He's stirring his coffee, then he bends to pick up his newspaper and spills it all without noticing. He then goes to take a sip and looks adorably confused as to where his coffee has gone.
The deleted scenes show that the scene would have been extended. Ned finds his coffee landed into the wheelbarrow of a garden gnome, and tries to drink the coffee from out of it, getting him stares from his neighbor.
An alternate opening seen on the DVD has Ned goofing around in the bathroom and proudly announcing that "The Mayor will now brush his teeth!"
"I don't even remember. Yes, I do. BLAAAARGH - you know, some guy was talking to me... not an elephant in the sky. A guy on the ground."
Katie's "beautiful in a really weird way" imaginary (probably) world, where everyone is a pony who eats rainbows and poops butterflies.
"THIS ENTIRE JUNGLE IS A HOUSE OF DEATH!"
entire Horton crossing the bridge scene.
Horton: This looks kinda...precarious. Well, no need to worry. Obviously when they build a bridge like this, they'd taken into account that elephants will be crossing here.
Later as he is halfway across the bridge with the bridge halfway gone.
Horton: I just need to think light. I'm light as a feather. I'm light as a feather! (feather floats gracefully down on to bridge plank...then the plank gives way) Horton: Heavy feather...
While Horton is crossing the bridge, meanwhile the Mayor is visiting the dentist, already feeling a bit nervous. Every small earthquake that occurs (resulting in such things as dental rinsing water being poured into his eye, and the Novocaine needle jabbing his arm) the dentist is utterly nonchalant about it.
In the following scene in the Mayor's house, Jojo plays the Comically Serious to his father's antics, taking being told to put away anything breakable calmly but with a "What the?" look on his face.
The Mayor glares at the Councilman's portrait.
Mayor: He has the nerve to call me a boob? I would never call someone a boob. HE'S the boob! Look at you...yuck! Look at your face. And I bet you don't look so good with a STAPLER IN YOUR HEAD! [throws a stapler at the portrait, which bounces off and hits him in the face, leaving a staple implanted there] Mayor: YEEOWWWW!!!!!
His assistant Miss Yelp then removes the staple from his forehead barely even looking in his directionlike it's happened before.
Later during the Vlad chase, the Mayor rolls out onto his balcony, hits one of the railing pillars between his legs, then is shoved in further by his desk, a couch and a refrigerator... And just when things can't get any more painful, the stapler staples his forehead again and he screams.
Later, Horton gets the chance to threateningly call the Chairman a boob, scaring him a bit before telling him he was just joking. You could tell from the Mayor's smile that he was quite satisfied.
Vlad demonstrates to Sour Kangaroo on what he'll do with the clover.
"Horton... is a giant elephant in the sky!" (quieter) "Don't bother looking, he's invisible."
At the start Horton is teaching the class about leaf bugs with priceless results.
Horton: There it is! One of the jungle's most amazing creatures: the leaf bug: In order to protect itself from predators, it disguise itself as a leaf. (Horton touches the leaf bug. then starts fidgeting with it mumbling;) This one's got quite a grip. C'mon, Lil Buddy, don't be shy. (tries to pull the leaf bug off the branch; he loses his grip and falls flat on his head) I guess I was mistaken, kids. (Leafbugs swarm onto his body) There are obviously no leaf bugs in this area. Even a—AH! THEY'RE ON ME! GET 'EM OFF! (accidentally sucks one bug into his trunk) I swallowed one! (repeatedly slams his trunk to the ground, trying to get the bug out) HELP ME! (holds up his trunk to Tommy), Pull it out! Tommy: (look of disgust) Uh...Okay (he and the other kids start yanking Horton's trunk)
Then when the bug finally falls out of Horton's trunk, Katie flicks her tongue at it and eats it. Then as Horton runs after the speck, Katie spits the bug out, scaring the other kids away.
One contact between Horton and the mayor
Horton: Horton to Mayor! Come in Mayor! Over!
Mayor (on his roof, holding a bunch of radios above him): I get terrible reception here!