- Comix Scrutinizer's biggest complaint about the furry pornographic comic The Fall of Little Red Riding Hood? That it depicts wolf penises.
- And again in the Kit 'N Kay Boodle review: "I am shocked and appalled that this porno comic doesn't have a plot."
- When Comix Scrutinizer notes that Jack features "cancer, horror [and] DOLPHIN RAPE".
- In Lair of Madness, during a story about an astronaut alone on a planet.
"This land is a gift from God."(The astronaut is carried away by a giant alien bug creature)"Oh no, giant bug!"
- "I beg your pardon, but you are getting your acid trip in my Fritz the Cat rip-off."
- A ton of the Grinch Rule 34 review:
- "She's got the body of an adult and the head of a 10 year old!"
- "I really don't want to see what happens when HORTON FUCKS A WHO."
- "My penis won't stop screaming!