Maggie showed Peter the picture, as if it was a very good drawing, not realizing the context.
Tootles slamming the door in front of the Banning family because he's so excited to find that "It's snowing!" when he opens it.
Jack laughs, then starts choking on his gum. Peter angrily pats him on the back.
This all happens immediately after Peter calls England "the land of good manners."
"Don't try to stop me this time, Smee. Don't try to stop me this time, Smee, don't you dare try to stop me this time, Smeetrytostopme. Smee, you'd better get up off your arse. Get over here, Smee! Stop me! THIS IS NOT A JOKE! I'M COMMITTING SUICIDE!"
This wasn't the first time Hook attempted to commit suicide.
Smee: Oh, not again.
During the baseball game, a pirate fan in the bleachers shouts out that one of the pirates playing is attempting to steal second base. The player in question is then shot by the catcher.
After all of which, Hook only calls them out on the above because "they're playing by Master Jack's rules." Apparently getting shot for rules infractions is standard procedure in Neverland Pirate Baseball.
Say it with me now. Three, two, one... "MY — JACK!!!"
"Smee, do something intelligent!" (Smee ducks into Hook's cabin and fills his pockets with gold)
When he first enters the cabin, he spends several seconds running in circles around a table, panicking.
Smee: Smee. Smee. What About Smee? Smee! Smee! Smee. Smee. What about Smee? (stops in place, looking confused) Smee's me. What about ME?!
Hook: Gentlemen, I'm afraid I've decided... To cancel the war.
Just after Peter is first revealed to Hook, the Captain tells him to draw his weapon for a duel. At this, Peter draws a chequebook to bribe him, only for Hook to promptly shoot the chequebook, hitting a pirate behind Peter.
Made funnier by the fact that Peter and the other pirates turn to watch the shot pirate slowly fall backwards.
Peter is trying to climb up to save his kids. Time for a Call Back...
Peter: Somebody give me a hand.
Hook: I already have.
Maggie yelling at Hook towards the end.
Maggie: You need a mother very, very badly!
Peter's rant trying to justify Tinkerbell flying in and talking to him, likely all a Throw It In by Robin Williams on the spot.
Tootles: *scrounging around on the floor* Lost, lost, lost...
Peter: Lost what?
Tootles: *looks up, dejectedly* I've lost my marbles.
Peter sighs. Before they went inside, he told his kids to respect the elders, and Tootles isn't helping his case.
Smee tries on one of them fancy words he's heard the Captain use.
Smee: I've just 'ad an apostrophe.
Hook: I think you mean "epiphany."
Smee: Lightning 'as just struck my brain.
Hook: That must have hurt.
Pirate: (as he and Peter cross swords) Wait... ain't you-