The hotel staff chases Kevin into his hotel suite, where Kevin suddenly puts on Angels with Even Filthier Souls and does a much more over the top version of his previous use of the movie on the pizza boy in the first film to slow them down:
Johnny: Hold it right there!
Johnny: I knew it was you. I could smell ya getting off the elevator! ...You was here last night too, wasn't ya? [beat]
Mr. Hector: ...Yes, sir. I was.
Johnny: You was here...and you was smoochin' with my brother!
Mr. Hector (taken aback) I'm afraid you're mistaken, sir.
Johnny: Don't gimme that. You been smoochin' with everybody! Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff...
Security Guard: (everyone looks to the guard whose nametag just happens to reads "Cliff", he is shocked as everyone else) It's a lie!
Johnny: I could go on forever, baby.
Mr. Hector: I'm terribly sorry, sir, but I'm afraid you're mistaken. We're looking for a young man.
Johnny: All right. I believe you. (Johnny pulls his gun on them) But my tommygun don't! (everyone is horrified) Get down on your knees and tell me you love me.
Mr. Hector: (whispers) On your knees. (everyone gets down on their knees) I love you! (Kevin snickers in the other room)
Johnny: You gotta do better than that!
Hotel Staff: [in unison] I love you!
Johnny: Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe ya. That's why I'm gonna let ya go. I'm gonna give ya 'til the count of three to get your lousy, lyin', low-down, four-flushin' carcass out my door! (the hotel staff scramble out of there as fast as they can) One...
Mr. Hector: Open the door!
Johnny: Two...! (Begins unloading his tommygun on them, laughing maniacally. The hotel staff dive for cover out in the hall) Three! (Kevin mouths Johnny's words as he ducks into the stairwell) Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal! (Johnny shoots another burst. Kevin pokes his head out on cue) And a Happy New Year. (one last shot)
Mr. Hector: (as he and the staff begin crawling away as the hotel guests peek out) Stay in your rooms! This is an emergency! There's an insane guest with a gun!
The exchange with Mr. Hector the concierge (played by Tim Curry of course) and Kevin operating the shower. Kevin has rigged up the inflatable Bozo to silhouette behind the shower curtain, making it out to be his dad. He's playing the recording of Uncle Frank singing "Cool Jerk" by the Capitols on the Talkboy that he recorded near the beginning of the film. The concierge walks in and is standing in disbelief when Kevin turns the inflated Bozo and this exchange, complete with gestures, occurs:
Recorded Uncle Frank: Get out of here you nosy little pervert, or I'm gonna slap you silly!
Mr. Hector: (some sort of anguished cry) (runs out of the bathroom)
Recorded Uncle Frank: Oh, we're cooking, Frankie!
Mr Hector: (hits and knocks over endtable) Oof! (places endtable upright and limps out of the room)
- This becomes especially funny when you consider one of Tim Curry's earlier roles...
- Speaking of that scene, Kevin got the recording while his Uncle Frank was in the shower, while getting his tie.
Kevin: He said if I see him naked, I'll never grow up to be a real man. Whatever that means.
[His parents confused]
Peter: I'm sure he's just teasing. You just quickly get your tie and don't look at... anything.