History Funny / Hellsing

* Alucard retaining his [[BadassBaritone Badass Baritone]] even in his girl form. There's just something hilarious about seeing a young teenager talking in such a deep voice.

* After you finish watching the epilogue for OVA 5, you're treated to a hilarious preview for OVA 6 with Alucard griping over having little to no screen time in the next two [=OVAs=], and at the end, you're treated to a picture with... "Church of England Pro Wrestling."

* Schrödinger losing his copy of the mission briefing, having to read over the Captain's shoulder, and looking completely adorable.
* Everything involving Schrödinger in OVA Episode 4.
** Schrödinger ogling Seras.
** [[DudeLooksLikeALady Schrödinger looking like Seras.]]
** Schrödinger and the Major trying to get their TV to turn on so they can deliver their threats to Integra.

** The credits sequence, with Schrödinger marching along a globe while icons of London are being blown to bits and with the the Major, Captain, Doctor and Zorin getting into various wacky hijinks.

** It pays off when [[spoiler: he shoots Integra's eye out after missing several shots when she finally returns fire and shoots him in the head.]]

* Zorin expressing her bafflement at Schrödinger appearing inside [[spoiler: Seras']] subconscious. His reply is a nonchalant, "I'm everywhere and nowhere" as if he does this all the time. It's followed by an equally nonchalant [[spoiler: YouHaveFailedMe.]]
* Near the end of the manga, Integra's exaggerated account of [[spoiler: Lord Penwood's]] HeroicSacrifice. Could also be considered a Heartwarming Moment, as she's speaking to his grandson.
** What's especially funny (and heartwarming in a weird way) is that she's basically telling the boy what he wants to humor him [[spoiler: so that she can ask him for a new helicopter like she used to do with his grandfather]].

* In OVA 8, during the decisive battle between Alucard and Anderson, he suddenly [[spoiler:switches back from his true form]] and starts lovingly and explicitly describing his new Jackal gun. Something about hearing him prattle off about it like a salesman with his VoiceOfTheLegion is hilarious.

* A bit of comedic irony occurs when [[spoiler:Anderson impales himself in the heart with the Nail of Helena. You're supposed to put the stake through the ''vampire's'' heart, dude.]]
* In the final OVA, Pip[[spoiler:, as the spirit guardian of the Hellsing Manor,]] going "What was that for?" when Heinkel punches a wall.
* Alucard sneaking up on Integra in the middle of the night, only for Integra to wake up and immediately shoot him in the face.

* The final OVA has Integra worried about her final and most dangerous opponent.... [[spoiler:age and wrinkles along with how they remind her of Walter]].
-->'''[[spoiler:Walter's Ghost]]''': StiffUpperLip, Master Integra!

** Complaining that Seras and Alucard get a fancy penthouse suite in a fancy hotel while he's stuck in some cheap hole. ''"Damn you, bourgeoisie!"''

** Jan is [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHFQj06gWyc can even make brutality sound funny.]]

* In OVA 6, Integra cowing a member of the Iscariot Organization into lighting her cigar. The calm way she gives the command, the funny music that starts up, and the way she wiggles the cigar in her mouth as if to say "well, come on" makes it hilarious. To clarify, the Iscariot Organization hates the Hellsing Organization with a passion. And despite the soldier being armed, she obliges with great pain to her pride.

* IN OVA 1, Seras examining herself in the mirror and giving a cocky little smile before freaking out that she really has turned into a vampire.

* A bit of stealth comedy, but the fact that three of the children known to be raised by Alexander are Italian (Maxwell), Japanese (Yumiko), and German (Heinkel) makes it all that much funnier when they're going to war with the Nazis

--> "How ''does'' it feel, my newly-minted Captain, to become a vampire? Lead a mutiny, murder your crew, and commit high treason all in one night?"
--> "EXCELLENT WORK! This is really ''amazing.'' Millennium is happy to have go-getters like you on our team! Oh, we couldn't have done it without you. And, of course, the Major - he's so proud! [[DeadlyEuphemism You]] ''[[EvenEvilHasStandards definitely]]'' [[RewardedAsATraitorDeserves deserve everything that's coming to you]]."