Funny / Heck: Where the Bad Kids Go

• In Book 3, the shopping list for Satan's lunch. Best parts:
  • Head of raw broccoli (which the devil detests and is to be procured only so that he can have the satisfaction of throwing it away)
  • A basket of extra-fuzzy bunny rabbits, puppies, and kittens. Don't ask. You don't want to know.
  • A bottle of champagne for the devil's real friends
  • A bottle of real pain for his sham friends
• Also in Book 3, Yukkah, guardian of the Surly Gates. Bea "Elsa" Bubb's interactions with him in particular.
• During the Trial of the Millenium in Book 5, God testifies... via a recorded message in a teddy bear.