Funny: Heavyweights

  • Bears love honey.
    • So do deer.
  • The before-and-after photos of the campers are ridiculously funny.
  • "I see the future President of the United States." "...He's British."
  • Lars, particularly at the dance.
    • The campers actually blackmail Lars:
      Camper: Hey, Lars, guess what. We're in charge now! You know what we found out? We found out that if you don't have a job, you get deported! So, Lars, buddy, pal, are you with us or are you against us?
      Lars: I am with you...I love you!
  • The camp bus drives past several fast food restaurants on the way to Camp Hope. Is it any wonder that the campers love it there?
  • A jerkass MVP yelling fat jokes at the Chipmunks is shut up by Josh when he calmly jabs the kid in the gut with a baseball bat.
  • The Camp Hope sing-along during the end credits.
    • Love Lars' bit.
  • Tony's new career after he's been fired as head of Camp Hope.
    Tony: (door opens to reveal Tony in a fancy business suit, with a suitcase full of crystals) Good afternoon. I know what your thinking. Another guy hawking 'healing crystals' door-to-door. Well I don't like to call them crystals, I like to call them transformational facilitators. (door is promptly shut in Tony's face)
  • This bit while Gerry is writing his letter:
    Gerry: ...We have to resort to more drastic measures.
    cut to the campers chasing a cow, one with a baseball bat in hand
    Random Camper: I WANT MEAT!
  • "...Cher?"
  • "Lunch has been cancelled today due to lack of hustle. Deal with it."