"I see the future President of the United States." "...He's British."
Lars, particularly at the dance.
The campers actually blackmail Lars:
Camper: Hey, Lars, guess what. We're in charge now! You know what we found out? We found out that if you don't have a job, you get deported! So, Lars, buddy, pal, are you with us or are you against us? Lars: I am with you...I love you!
The camp bus drives past several fast food restaurants on the way to Camp Hope. Is it any wonder that the campers love it there?
The Camp Hope sing-along during the end credits.
Love Lars' bit.
Tony's new career after he's been fired as head of Camp Hope.
Tony: (door opens to reveal Tony in a fancy business suit, with a suitcase full of crystals) Good afternoon. I know what your thinking. Another guy hawking 'healing crystals' door-to-door. Well I don't like to call them crystals, I like to call them transformational facilitators. (door is promptly shut in Tony's face)
This bit while Gerry is writing his letter:
Gerry: ...We have to resort to more drastic measures.
cut to the campers chasing a cow, one with a baseball bat in hand
Random Camper: I WANT MEAT!
"...Cher?" * when a challenger from Camp MVP is asked the title of a painting, which was the freaking Mona Lisa.