Funny: Heavy Metal


  • This exchange from the segment "Den":
    Ard: This is Norl, my bravest warrior. You will go with him to the Queen's castle and steal the Loc-Nar. Then I will give you the girl.
    Den: And if I refuse?
    Ard: If you refuse, you die, she dies, everybody dies.
    Den, narrating: Sounded reasonable to me!
  • Who could forget So Beautiful, So Dangerous. Here we have a normal civil (if not creepy) looking Doctor/ Corrupt Corporate Executive, trying to cover up an alien Conspiracy Theory. He loses control after trying to rape the secretary Gloria after seeing the glowing thing in between her breasts. They both get abducted and the Doctor turns out to be a robot programed by aliens. To make matters even more messed up, she ends up sleeping with another robot and decides to marry it.
  • More Den:
    There was no way I was gonna walk around this place with my dork hanging out!
  • The entire Captain Sternn scene.
    "Except for alllllll the times he sold dope, while disguised as a nun..."
  • Space stoners.
    NOSE DIVE!


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