For moon watching, Achakura makes Nagato's apartment look like the surface of the moon... causing her to become very, very small. When Nagato returns home, the alien is mesmerized by Achakura's tinier form. Then Kimidori-san sells her for 300 yen.
Mikuru and Tsuruya admire Haruhi's Picasso-esque chocolate bust, only for Haruhi to explain that she meant to make one of Kyon. Yuki tells Haruhi that it has an accuracy rating of 99.8%, but for reasons incomprehensible to people who rely only on sight.
Yuki makes sculptures that look exactly like unmelted chocolate bars. Tsuruya and Mikuru declare this amazing, while Haruhi says she finds it amazing how pointless the feat seems.
When the SOS Brigade has a fire drill, Haruhi tells Churuya-San to stay behind and put out the fire, armed only with a water pistol. She fails to make it outside in time for Haruhi's roll call, so Haruhi declares Churuya dead, despite her peeking out of the classroom window.
Kyon telling Ashakura that thinking of him causes her to have a faster heartbeat and trouble sleeping because she's going to die.