- In the chapter "Rat Run", Peter Pettigrew (in his animagus form) is used in a manner similar to a clay pigeon.
- Same chapter, the description of a Noodle Incident.
Remus strode into the Burrow, his prize grasped firmly in hand, then he stopped and looked round at the wrecked room and the holes in the walls.
“Merlin’s grey beard!” Sirius gasped from behind him. “What happened? It looks like the aftermath of James’ bachelor party, except Moony isn’t dressed as a ballerina, Moody isn’t singing the teapot song and I haven’t lost my trousers.”
- Moody sings the teapot song at the end of the chapter.
- Hermione manages to prank Flitwick when he visits to induct her into the Magic World.
- Sirius' reaction to Lucy Walker's reaction to discovering she's on the moon.
"Long story." Sirius sighed. "Dare I hope that any of you are familiar with the roleplaying game Tales of the Old Republic?"
Lucy nodded, then looked round again, her eyes wide as realisation started setting in.
"Oh my god." She whispered. "The game, it's based on reality, isn't it?"
"Aliens are real and they're here."
Sirius nodded again and Lucy stared at him… then collapsed bonelessly towards the floor. Only the enhanced reflexes of the Wolfalorian prevented her from hitting the ground.
- Minerva's near-breakdown upon discovering most of the Founder's greatest accomplishments were accidents or the result of getting drunk/high.
- We can't forget Sirius's commentary on what Ashoka's done to the cave when he and Moony see it the first time. Includes Shrek shoutout
Sirius: You know, you're quite the interior decorator. I love what you've done with the place. It's amazing what you'be done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder, that's a niiice boulder... ow. Moony!
- The Author's take on Lemons in Chapter 32
Authors afternote – To those who want a lemon, here it is.
There. This fic is rated ‘T’ for a reason, you know.
- Jeremy Clarkson gets a Landspeeder. May also double as Oh, Crap.
- Sirius and Remus have an unfortunate incident when going through a Portal Door from a Zero-G space station back to Earth.