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* Funny/HarryPotterAndTheGobletOfFire
* Funny/HarryPotterAndTheOrderOfThePhoenix
* Funny/HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince
* Funny/HarryPotterAndTheDeathlyHallows
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* If you're French or know about [[http://www.proxilivre.fr/171-151-thickbox/camembert-cour-de-lion-250-grs-camemberts---brie.jpg a certain brand of cheese]], you will never be able to take Griffindoor's emblem seriously.
* "Erectus!"
* Fred and George Weasley. Seriously, the pair of them are a walking CrowningMomentOfFunny.
** Ginny and Ron, being Weasleys, also get their share, but not nearly as many.
* Any of Dumbledore's extremely eccentric but awesome ramblings, e.g.
-->'''Harry [to Hagrid]:''' You don't think anything that Skeeter cowósorry, Professoró
-->'''Dumbledore:''' I have gone temporarily deaf and haven't any idea what you said.
-->'''Harry:''' Errr... right.

-->'''Fred:''' YOU'RE JOKING!
-->'''Dumbledore:''' I am not joking, Mr. Weasley. Though now that you mention it, I did hear an excellent one over the summer about a troll, a hag, and a leprechaun who all go into a bar- ''([=McGonagall=] clears her throat loudly)''

-->'''Dumbledore:''' It's lucky it's dark. I haven't blushed so much since Madam Pomfrey told me she liked my new earmuffs.

* At one point, Professor [=McGonagall=] slips on a wet floor (Peeves' work) and catches the nearest thing for balance, which happens to be Hermione's neck.
* Alan Rickman as Severus Snape happens to resemble Italian singer [[http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-gVAJ7RHuGgY/UJ_WMI2WKeI/AAAAAAAACCw/hVNEcfAqA7E/s400/renato.jpg Renato Zero]]. Cue Italian fans making videos where [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akUybZYfdKI Snape sings Renato Zero's songs]].
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[[folder:Films]]
* Any time a character impersonates another via Polyjuice Potion (with the exception of Crouch Jr.) is made of hilarity. From the Crabbe and Goyle switch way back in ''Chamber of Secrets'' ("What are those?" "...Reading glasses." "I didn't know you could read."), to the Seven Potters, to [[PowerTrio the trio]] taking on ministry forms, especially Runcorn-Harry trudging awkwardly about in his leather coat, to Bellatrix-Hermione looking nervous and polite while trying to act haughty and cruel.
* Ron's scared face in the first couple of movies is nothing short of hilarious.

!!!'''[[Film/HarryPotter ...and the Sorcerer's Stone]]'''
* When Uncle Vernon is wrestling with Harry in the sea of letters and yelling about 'going far away where they can't find us', Dudley asks "Daddy's gone mad, hasn't he?" Petunia's only reply is a facial expression that just screams, 'Well, when you put it like that...'
* When Hagrid knocks the door off its hinges in PS/SS: "Sorry 'bout that!"
* When Hagrid accidentally tells them loads of information about the Stone. "I shouldn'ta told you that! I should not have told you that!"
* "Troll in the dungeon!" scene. Especially the terror-stricken look on Malfoy's face.
* The scene where Malfoy catches The Trio and Hagrid with a dragon. While its obvious the Trio are pissed off that Malfoy told on them, the look on Harry's face changes from angry to a SlasherSmile the second [=McGonagall=] says that Malfoy gets detention for the misdemeanor of being out at night with them.
* During detention, Harry and Draco come across Voldemort drinking unicorn blood. Draco flees. The moment's supposed to be tense as Voldemort starts to advance toward Harry, but [[FunnyBackgroundEvent in the background you can clearly see Draco running and screaming]].

!!!'''...and the Chamber of Secrets'''
* From the ''Chamber of Secrets'' film, while Harry and Ron are chasing the train. They're looking for it and are flying right on the tracks, when they hear the train's horn blowing. They can't see it in front of them and it's getting louder. Hedwig is the first one to look back, and when she sees the train is right behind them, ''[[OhCrap her eyes widen]]''. That entire scene is funny, right from the moment Harry and Ron slowly realize they aren't gaining on the train. And right after Hedwig [[OhCrap reacts]], it's the boys' turns. Their reaction? They '''SCREAM'''. And it lasts for a good 10 seconds!
* Funniest line in the ''Harry Potter'' movies which wasn't in the books: After Harry and Ron are sent into the Forbidden Forest to "follow the spiders", Ron, who has a [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes previously established fear of spiders]], quips "Why spiders? Why couldn't it be 'follow the butterflies'?" Made even funnier by the director taking advantage of Rupert Grint's voice change hitting mid-movie. Yeah, that voice-cracking wasn't completely intentional.
** Three words: PotterPuppetPals.
*** [[YourHeadAsplode RONNICUS EXPLODICUS!!!!]]
* Kenneth Branagh as Gilderoy Lockhart is priceless any time he is on screen, especially after he loses his memory. "THIS IS JUST LIKE MAGIC!!"
** ''Pesky-pixie pester-no-me!''
* The Mandrake scene from ''Chamber of Secrets'' is hilarious. After they get their first good look at a mandrake, the shock of it causes Neville to pass out, leading to this exchange:
-->'''Professor Sprout:''' Longbottom's been neglecting his earmuffs!\\
'''Seamus:''' No ma'am, he's just fainted.\\
'''Professor Sprout:''' Yes, well. [offhandedly] Just leave him there!
* "What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?"
* Out of universe, the reason that Lucius Malfoy was going to ''murder'' Harry for [[DisproportionateRetribution releasing Dobby from his servitude]]? [[CrossesTheLineTwice The scriptwriters never specified a spell, and the Killing Curse was the first one that came to Jason Isaacs' mind]].

!!!'''...and the Prisoner of Azkaban'''
* In a CallBack to ''Chamber of Secrets'', we have the scene in ''Prisoner of Azkaban'', where Ron is having a nightmare:
-->'''Ron''': "Spiders, Harry! They want me to tap dance. And I don't want to tap dance!"
-->'''Harry''': "You tell those spiders, Ron."
** And immediately afterward, muttering that he'll tell those spiders, he lays back down. As soon as his head touches his pillow, he's snoring again
* In the Shrieking Shack:
-->'''Sirius:''' Pettigrew's alive! And he's right there! *points at Ron who's holding Scabbers/Pettigrew
-->'''Ron:''' Me? He's mental!
-->'''Sirius:''' Not you! Your rat!
* The UST between Hermione and Ron in ''Prisoner of Azkaban''. The first is during the lecture where Buckbeak is introduced and Hermione, in a panic, grabs Ron's hand. He proceeds to give her this amazed look, and she shoots him a glance that says "Don't you say a word". The second is when they're visiting the Shrieking Shack, and Hermione asks if he wants to get closer. After a short uncomfortable pause, she specifies that she meant closer to the shack.
** The first one gets a Lampshade by the RiffTrax:
--> '''Mike''': "Hermione casts the 'give Ron a boner' spell."
* When Hagrid asks who wants to ride Buckbeak, everyone backs off a step making it look like Harry has just volunteered.
* Neville just ''drops'' to the ground as Hagrid asks for volunteers.
* The coda to the floating aunt episode. As Harry stalks off, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Aunt Marge is visible bobbing and floating off into the distance. Brief, no dialogue, just some distant sound-effects, and for my money, it's one of the funniest moments in the films.]]
* Pretty much all of Harry's confusion at going back in time, since Hermione takes her sweet time telling him in the movie, but the best part being right after he sees his past self for the first time.
--> '''Harry''' (two seconds away from freaking out): "This is ''not normal.''"
** Also some of Harry and Hermione's lines while watching themselves, especially this:
--> '''Hermione:''' Is that really what my hair looks like from the back?
* Dumbledore can make a simple "good night" funny.
-->'''Dumbledore:''' Well?
-->'''Harry:''' [[spoiler:He's free]]. We did it.
-->'''Dumbledore:''' Did what? Good night.
* Professor Trelawney: "In this room you will find if you possess... the SIGHT!" ''(bumps into table)''
* "Turn to page Three Hundred and Ninety-four."
* Hagrid asks for Harry to ride Buckbeak, picks him up, and put him on there. The resulting response from Harry is priceless.
-->'''Hagrid:''' ''[about Buckbeak]'' I think he may let you ride him now.
-->'''Harry:''' What?
-->'''Hagrid:''' ''[picking him up and placing him on Buckbeak's back]'' Come on, right behind the wing joint.
-->'''Harry:''' Hey! Hey hey hey hey hey! Hagrid!
* After Harry blows up Aunt Marge and she flies away, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Petunia can be seen slowly waving goodbye.]]
* The Knight Bus scene, especially Stan Shunpike's introduction.
-->'''Stan''': [sees Harry on the ground] What you doin' down there?
-->'''Harry''': I fell over.
-->'''Stan''': Whatcha fell ova for?
-->'''Harry''': I didn't do it on purpose!
* Harry attacking Malfoy, Goyle, and Crabbe while invisible after they call Hermione a Mudblood. This includes throwing snowballs at them, causing Goyle's pants to fall down, and dragging Malfoy across the snow by his feet, all the while hiding under the invisibility cloak. Then after they retreat, Harry, still invisible, plays with Ron's hat and Hermione's hair before finally revealing himself.


!!!'''...and the Goblet of Fire'''
* Daniel Radcliffe's very good at being hilariously blunt. A good example is the final scene of ''Goblet Of Fire'', where it's sinking in to Hermione that Voldemort is back.
--> ''Hermione'' (close to tears): "Everything's going to change, isn't it?"
--> ''Harry'': [Puts his hand on her shoulder, then says "Yeah" in a completely blunt, unsympathetic tone]
* Ron complaining about Krum: "Ruddy pumpkinhead!"
* "Hermione... [[CaptainObvious you're a girl!]]" Probably funnier is Hermione's reaction: [[DeadpanSnarker "Oh, well spotted."]]
* 'The Veritaserum scene.
-->'''Snape''': Do you know what this is, Potter?
-->'''Harry''' (wearing a hilariously smug expression): Bubble juice, sir?
* Snape lamenting that the Veritaserum's use on students is "regrettably forbidden."
* The studying scene, where Harry and Ron keep on getting caught talking by Snape and get their heads smacked by a book and forced down for their troubles. The uber-annoyed look Snape gives and the precise manner in which he pulled up his sleeves before shoving their heads down was the icing on the funny cake.
* Harry meets Rita Skeeter.
-->'''Harry''': My eyes are not "glistening with the ghosts of my past"!
* When Myrtle gets in the tub with Harry.
* Neville gives Harry gillyweed for the Second Task, which takes place underwater. When he doesn't appear to surface after a few minutes, Neville turns around, grabbing the sides of his head in a panic, "Oh my God! I've killed Harry Potter!"
* This gem from Lucius Malfoy:
-->'''Weasley Twin''': Blimey, Dad! How far up are we?
-->'''Lucius''': [[DeadpanSnarker Well, put it this way: If it rains, you'll be the first to know.]]
* Honorable Mention goes to the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOXBKdi9E7Y deleted scene]] in which the Hogwarts students sing their house song. Harry and Ron look embarrassed, Crabbe is [[RealMenWearPink really getting into it]] while Draco cringes behind him, and the students from the other schools look... uncomfortable. Oh, and did we mention that there are hand motions with the song?
* When Ginny is dragging Ron back into the common room, half in shock...
--> '''Ginny:''' He just asked Fleur Delacour out.
--> '''Harry:''' What did she say?
--> '''Hermione:''' No, of course.
--> [Ron shakes his head]
--> '''Hermione:''' She said yes!?
--> '''Ron:''' There she was, walking... (''dreamily'') You know how I like it when they walk. And it just... slipped out.
--> '''Ginny:''' Actually he sort of screamed at her. It was a bit frightening.
* The playful teasing that the rest of the group gives Ron as he's raving about Victor Krum, culminating in everyone breaking out into song.
-->'''Ron''': He's more than an athlete, he's an ''artist''.
-->'''Ginny''': I think you're in love, Ron.
-->'''Ron''': Shut up.
-->'''Fred''': ''Victor, I love you.''
-->'''George''': ''Victor, I do.''
-->'''Fred, George, and Harry''': ''When we're apart, my heart beats only for you!''
* Harry, Fred, and George's reactions to seeing Ron being forced to dance with [=McGonagall=].
-->'''Harry:''' [Leaning towards Fred and George] Oi.
-->''(Fred and George look at Harry)''
-->'''Harry:''' You're [[NeverLiveItDown never gonna let him forget this]], are you?
-->'''Fred and George:''' ''[[CheshireCatGrin Never.]]''
* Another deleted scene, where Harry spies Karkaroff trying to talk to Snape - who ignores him in favor of turfing canoodling students out of the carriages, and docking points from their houses.

!!!'''...and the Order of the Phoenix'''
* Crookshanks eating the Extendable Ear, and Fred and George's reaction: "Bloody cat!"
* [[CloudCuckoolander Luna]] [[EnsembleDarkhorse Lovegood.]] That is all.
* Mrs. Weasley after Fred and George suddenly Apparate and scare her: "Just because you're allowed to use magic does not mean you can whip your wands out for everything!"
* Umbridge interrogates Snape. After she leaves, he [[RunningGag smacks Ron upside the head with a notebook]] while looking after her.

* In the Great Hall:
--> '''Hermione:'''"Do you ever stop eating?!"
--> '''[[BigEater Ron]]:''' "What? I'm hungry."

!!!'''...and the Half-Blood Prince'''
* In the Great Hall again:
--> '''Hermione:''' (hitting Ron repeatedly on the head with a newspaper) [[BrickJoke "Stop! Eating! Stop! Eating!"]]

* Words cannot describe the hilarity of Harry telling Cormac [=McLaggen=] that the appetizer he just put in his mouth was dragon balls ("[[{{Rifftrax}} Dragon...]][[DramaticPause balls?]]"). Which he promptly sicks up onto the shoes of Severus Snape. Who puts [=McLaggen=] in detention!
* [=McLaggen=] flirting with Hermoine. '''By licking his fingers.'''
* Harry coming back to the feast after being sneak attacked by Malfoy.
--> "[[LampshadeHanging He's covered in blood. Why is he always covered in blood?]]"
--> "[[LampshadeHanging At least it looks like it's his this time]]."
* [=McGonagall=]'s exasperated "Why is it always you three?" upon discovering Harry, Ron, and Hermione are caught up in the crisis du jour yet ''[[WeirdnessMagnet again]]''. And Ron's reply, for that matter.
-->'''[=McGonagall=]:''' (to Harry, Ron, and Hermione) Why is it that, whenever anything happens, it's always ''you'' three?
-->'''Ron:''' I've been wondering that myself for six years, Professor.
* Luna Lovegood appearing at the Gryffindor table dressed in a lion costume. For that matter, Luna's party dress. Which also manages to be stunning in its own, Luna way.
* Price negotiations with Fred and George.
-->'''Ron:''' How much are these?\\
'''Fred and George:''' Five galleons.\\
'''Ron:''' How much for me?\\
'''Fred and George:''' Five galleons.\\
'''Ron:''' I'm your ''brother.''\\
(Beat)\\
'''Fred and George:''' ''Ten'' galleons.
** Also, Fred and George each have different expressions when they say that last line, both funny.
* Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes shop features an animated doll of Umbridge skating across a tightrope, squealing "[[TyrantTakesTheHelm I will have order! I will have order!]]"
* Ron staring at the moon when he is under Romilda Vane's love charm.
-->'''Ron:''' It's beautiful, isn't it? The moon.
-->'''Harry:''' Divine. Had ourselves a little late night snack, did we?
-->'''Ron:''' It was on your bed, the box, I just thought I'd try one.
-->'''Harry:''' Or twenty.
-->'''Ron:''' I can't stop thinking about her, Harry.
-->'''Harry:''' Honestly, you know, I reckon she was starting to annoy you.
-->'''Ron:''' She could never annoy me. I think I love her.
-->'''Harry:''' Oh... brilliant.
-->'''Ron:''' Do you think she knows I exist?
-->'''Harry:''' Well, I'd bloody well hope so, she's been snogging you for three months.
-->'''Ron:''' Snogging? [[OneDialogueTwoConversations Who are you talking about?]]
-->'''Harry:''' Who are ''you'' talking about?
-->'''Ron:''' Romilda, of course. Romilda Vane.
-->'''Harry:''' Okay, very funny.
-->'''Ron:''' (throws the chocolates box at Harry)
-->'''Harry:''' What was that for?
-->'''Ron:''' It's no joke! I'm in love with her!
-->'''Harry:''' Alright, fine, you're in love with her! Have you ever actually met her?
-->'''Ron:''' No... Can you introduce me?
* The Quidditch tryouts. Specifically, the comparison between Ron and [=McLaggen=] handling their...[[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything broomsticks]].
* Ginny acting as Harry's 2nd in command.
-->'''Ginny''': Shut It!
* This exchange:
--> '''Hermione:''' She only likes you because she thinks you're The Chosen One!
--> '''Harry:''' But I ''am'' The Chosen One!
--> [[DopeSlap [Hermione whacks him over the head with her book] ]]
* Snape's "How disappointing." Especially the following exchange from ''Half-Blood Prince'':
-->'''Snape''': [[DramaticPause Not... so quick]], Potter.
-->'''Harry''': Oh sir I really think I should get back to the party. My date...
-->'''Snape''': ...could surely survive your absence another minute or two.
* The bit where Snape tells Harry that Dumbledore has had to go, and when Harry asks where, Snape just looks at him for a moment and walks off. Perfect comedic timing.
* In ''Half-Blood Prince'', when Ginny's trying to figure out when Harry arrived.
-->'''Hermione''': Did someone mention Harry? Is he here?
-->'''Ginny''': Apparently he's wandering the house.
* This little gem that appeals to the juvenile in all of us:
-->Why are you worried about You-Know-Who?
-->You should be worried about U No Poo!
-->The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!
* The scene where Ron is in the hospital wing after being poisoned, and his annoying girlfriend Lavender comes in worried and asking "Where's my Won-Won?" She and Hermione get into a fight over him, where Hermione calls her a "daft dimbo"! What makes this even funnier is that it's happening in front of the teachersóDumbledore, [=McGonagall=], Slughorn, and '''Snape'''. Then Ron calls out Hermione's name in his sleep, and Lavender runs off crying; Dumbledore quips "Oh, to be young and to feel love's keen sting!" While [=McGonagall=] and Snape keep their cool after Lavender storms off, Dumbledore is the only one who turns to look at her. Snape just stares straight ahead during that scene. It also becomes a little funny and sad once you realize that he should know how Lavender feels...
** What really settles it is the ''dialogue''! No, seriously, it's bloody hilarious:
-->''Lavender'': Where is he? Where's my [[EpicFail Won-Won]]? Has he been asking for me? ...What's [[TheSmartGuy SHE]] doing here?!
-->'''Hermione''': I was asking the same question!
-->'''Lavender''': I ''happen'' to be his ''girlfriend''!
-->'''Hermione''': I happen to be his... [[JustFriends friend]]!
-->'''Lavender''': Don't give me that! [[SilentTreatment You haven't spoken in weeks!]] It's nice to make up with him now that he's suddenly all ''interesting''!
-->'''Hermione''': He's been ''[[TamperingWithFoodAndDrink poisoned]]'', you daft dimbo! And for the record, I've always found him interesting!
-->'''Ron''': *groans*
-->'''Lavender''': Ha! See? He senses my presence! Don't worry, [[EpicFail Won-Won]]! I'm here... I'm here!
-->'''Ron''': ...Hermusseh... Er-my-nee... Her...mione... Hermione... Hermione...
-->'''Lavender''': *runs off crying*
* The entire Felix Felicis scenario is comic gold. Harry, with his uncharacteristically peppy attitude, [[LargeHam steals the entire scene]] (especially when he wiggles his fingers to act out spiders' pincers). [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything He's acting like he's high]].
-->(after Harry has told Slughorn about leaving the castle)
-->'''Slughorn:''' Harry!
-->'''Harry:''' (In similar annoyed tone) Sir!
* Dan's line reading of "Personally these plants always kind of freak me out. Hmm." What's great is that it's such a subtle, out-of-the-blue performance. Harry's under a potion that brings him luck so he could pry the secrets of the Horcruxes out of the professor, and a side effect is that he [[CloudCuckooLander acts overly cheerful and delirious, and acts like he doesn't know what's going on!]]
* The whole bit with Slughorn sneakily cutting a leaf from a plant in the greenhouse when Harry walking into frame in the background, turning and seeing him and getting right next to him without saying anything and Slughorn getting the crap scared out of him when he turns his head!
* When Harry and Dumbledore are about to leave for the cave:
-->'''Harry''': But sir, I thought you couldn't Apparate in Hogwarts.
-->'''Dumbledore''': Well, being me definitely has its advantages.
* Ginny and Harry share their first kiss inside the Room of Requirement. Aww. Immediately cut to...
-->'''Ron''': Did you and Ginny do it, then?

!!!'''...and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1'''
* Harry is still at the Burrow and instigates some snogging with Ginny, and who walks in to get a cup of tea but George. He sits back and watches the show, and soon enough, both of them know he's there. Cue deadpan stare from George with knowing grin just sipping his tea, telling the two, "''Mor''ning." The theater ''erupted'' in laughter. The scene is made all the funnier due to George going through the whole thing with a toothbrush sticking out of the side of his head. Check out his rapid-fire tip-toeing too.
** Maybe he wanted to [[IncrediblyLamePun lend them an ear]], if you know what I mean.
** In my opinion, it's even more hilarious that Harry's still scared of what George might do to him, even though George is being good-natured about the whole thing. Notice how Harry never completely turns his back to George, and when he finally does, he runs like hell?
* Dobby gets one in the film as part of his CrowningMomentOfAwesome.
--> '''Bellatrix''': You could have killed me!
--> '''Dobby''': [[IronicEcho Dobby never meant to ''kill'' anyone]]. Only to maim... or seriously injure.
* When the Carrows come to search the Hogwarts Express for Harry, an incensed Cormac [=McLaggen=] piping up "My father will hear about this!" Plus the way they just shove him out of their way.
** [[FridgeLogic Wasn't he supposed to be a seventh-year]] in ''[[Literature/HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince Half-Blood Prince]]''?
* Harry tries his new wand. It's the perfect comedic timing of every line that does it.
-->'''Harry:''' [[PlayingWithFire En