Funny: Hans Von Hozel
Just about every story he has made due to his broken English, but here are a few examples.
- Then the iceberg jumped on top of the Titanic and started to boat rape!
- "YOU HAVE MADE A BURNINGS ME FILTHY BOY!" scream Estelle, as a burnings Estelle.
- "Yay!" say Briory, "You have made Lola a shooting!"
- "I shall make a kung fu of you!" shout Panda. "YOU CANNOT KUNG FU ON BULLDOZER!" shout humans, as they chop down all forest.
- "I WANT TO UPGRADE MY BELGRADE!"
- His unique interpertation of The Bible, with it's own dramatic reading, too. the high-pitched voice modulation of the reader adds to the hilarity
- Hans's Human Centipede fic, culminating in a "celebration with party hats and balloons!"
- "Ash, you winner!"