History Funny / GrimFandango

'''Manny:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Oh, look! Deadbeats!]]

--->'''Manny:''' Could I take your hole punch?

--->'''Manny:''' I have to say, this food looks pretty good. I can't reap hamburger. Cows are a whole other bureau, not to mention the lettuce.

--->'''Manny:''' Truth be told, I'd rather be setting this milkshake's soul free. Can't reap the milkshake. Can only smell it.

** Doing it again will have Manny tell Veleasco, "Let's do it together!" and Velasco will sing along from the start.

* During Act 3, Manny and Glottis run into Chepito, a hapless traveler who's been stuck wandering around in circles at the bottom of the sea because he's trying to follow a light he thinks is the moon. Part of a solution to a puzzle involves having Glottis grab his lantern and drag Chepito along with them, leading to this exchange:

* You gotta love Bruno's very first line upon being freed from his mortal body and seeing [[TheGrimReaper Manny]]. Keep in mind that you hear this after going through a great deal of fooforaw to get a car, driver and client, and the scene cuts to black the second after he says it:

--->'''Manny:''' It's my boss's secretary's ''EvilTwin''!
--->'''Eva:''' Just me, honey.

-->'''Manny:''' [[BrickJoke It's my ex-boss's ex-secretary, Eva.]]\\

-->'''Peter M:''' Jeez. See? I told you I was from the ''Series/MadMen'' era.
-->'''Tim:''' I'm so glad they made a series about you guys.

-->'''Manny''': I think we should team up, be partners.
-->'''Domino''': Oh, ''Manny'', I ''would'', but I'm too intimidated. I could never be partners with someone who was so much more of a ''man'' than me.
-->'''Manny''': Oh, come on. I've seen your wife.

-->'''Manny:''' Look at all the diplomas!
-->'''Domino:''' You have to have the proper attitude to get diplomas like those, Manny!
-->'''Manny:''' Really? I thought you just had to have the proper postage.

-->'''Glottis''': There was this one high-pitched whine it was making — really grating noise, you know? And I searched and searched, but I couldn't find the source of the noise, until we pulled in here.
-->'''Velasco''': Was it the blower?
-->'''Glottis''': No, it was Manny screaming in the back like a cat tied to a cruise missile!

--->'''Lupe: HI MANNY!!!'''

--->'''Manny:''' How's the flow tonight?
--->'''Lupe:''' [[AccidentalPun We're dead tonight, Manny.]] Everybody's back home for the Day of the Dead, I guess... except for the casino. The casino's hopping. Why is it that all the people who don't go home are the same people who just love to gamble?
--->'''Manny:''' Well, I guess when you've got nothing to go home to, you've got nothing to lose.
--->'''Lupe:''' Hey, we should put that over the door!

--->'''Manny:''' Maybe you should go up there to kick [open-mic night] off.
--->'''Olivia:''' Oh Manny, read poetry in my own club? That'd be like this whole place is a big temple built to worship... me.
--->'''Manny:''' Oh, come -
--->'''Olivia:''' (''immediately'') Okay!

--->'''Manny:''' ALRIIIIIGHT!! WHO'S READY TO ROCK AND ROOOOLLLL?!
--->''({{beat}} of awkward, unimpressed silence)''
-->'''Manny:''' ...Maybe later then...?

--->'''Manny:''' ''(brightly)'' Hi! What's ''your'' name!
--->'''Manny:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Oh, look! Deadbeats!]]

-->'''Manny:''' I had no idea you liked gambling so much, Glottis.
-->'''Glottis:''' ''(very drunk)'' Well, the doctors made me promise I wouldn't do it any more! ''(pause)'' BUT THEY CAN'T GET IN THE HIGH ROLLER'S LOUNGE, NOW CAN THEY?

--->'''Glottis:''' ''(still drunk)'' Hey, come on! You gotta let me back in! I'M A VIP!
--->'''Manny:''' Does that stand for Very Inebriated Pianist?
--->'''Glottis:''' Ah, Manny. I don't wanna be a pianist anymore. I'm a mechanic!

--> '''Manny:''' It shone pale as bone/as I stood there alone/and I thought to myself how the moon/
--> '''Manny and Velasco:''' that night cast its light/on my hearts true delight/and the reef where her body was strewn.

-->'''Manny:''' Glottis, do something!
-->'''Glottis:''' Okay. ''(Loud, terrified scream)''.

-->'''Chepito:''' Where are you taking me?
-->'''Manny:''' To the moon!

-->'''Meche:''' Give me your gun.
-->'''Manny:''' Sure. Here it is. (''Manny looks in his inventory.'')
-->'''Manny:''' Okay, look, the problem is I just don't have one.

-->'''Manny''': Where are all of Salvador's men?!\\
'''Olivia''': I don't know, he hasn't told me yet.\\
''(She throws Salvador's damaged, decapitated head at Manny; cue very dramatic music'')\\
'''Salvador''': (''indifferent'') [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction Hola, Manuel.]]

-->'''Manny:''' Gimme that!

** The entire speech is worth listening to since it's so ludicrous: Carla starts out talking about moving around due to her father's military service, and goes on a total ramble from there. It's worth listening to it all as [[spoiler:doing so without interrupting gets you an achievement/trophy in the ''Remastered'' version.]]

-->[[spoiler:'''Manny''': Where are all of Salvador's men?!\\

'''Salvador''': (''indifferent'') [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction Hola, Manuel.]]]]

* Just about anything Glottis says: "Manny, until now we scraped along the ground like rats, but from now on, we soar! Yeah... like ''eagles!'' On... ''[[{{Metaphorgotten}} pogo sticks!]]''"

--->'''Manny:''' It's my boss's secretary's ''EvilTwin!''
---> '''Eva:''' Just me, honey.

--->'''Lupe:''' [[AccidentalPun We're dead tonight, Manny.]] Everybody's back home for the Day of the Dead, I guess...except for the casino. The casino's hopping. Why is it that all the people who don't go home are the same people who just love to gamble?

* "'The Blue Casket. If only I named my club that. But no, I had to use my own name like an idiot."

-->'''Glottis:''' Hmmmm! Not bad. Perky little aperitif, actually heh... [[ActingUnnatural Yessiree... Not bad a’tall...]] ''(whistles nonchalantly, before he grabs Manny and shakes him like a rag doll)'' [[SuddenlyShouting TELL ME WHERE YOU GOT THAT RIGHT NOW!!!]]\\

-->'''Manny:''' It’s not gelling!\\
'''Glottis:''' It can’t gel now! ''({{beat}})'' It got all nice and waaaaaaaarm in my [=beeEEEeeEEEeeelly=].

-->'''Glottis:''' Hmmmm! Not bad. Perky little aperitif, actually heh... [[ActingUnnatural Yessiree... Not bad a’tall... ''(whistles nonchalantly, before he grabs Manny and shakes him like a rag doll)'' [[SuddenlyShouting TELL ME WHERE YOU GOT THAT RIGHT NOW!!!]]\\