"Just overheard 2 guys discussing A:TLA at Best Buy. I couldn’t help but wander into the adjacent aisle, just out of view, and convincingly shout “Ty Lee! Find me season 2 of “16 and Pregnant” or may you NEVER RISE FROM THE ASHES OF YOUR SHAME AND HUMILIATION!!!” We’re friends now."
"There should be a CSI: Extreme Couponingcrossover show where the people stuck in line behind those idiots finally get revenge."
"'When I die, burn me up and sprinkle my ashes at Toys R Us!' - My 6 year-old"
She once did a Dramatic Reading of Fifty Shades of Grey. As Azula. In character. She reads about a minute and a half worth of text, skims ahead, and stops when she feels what she's about to read is lame.