Funny / Green Acres

  • The first time Oliver tries a tractor, it blows up in his face.
    Eb: I think it likes you! It used to chase Mr. Haney!

  • When Oliver tries to get a phone installed, he remembers he doesn't have electricity and needs a generator. Then Mr. Haney, who had dropped by, clears his throat.

  • This wonderfully absurd conversation:
    Oliver: Oh, that stupid festival...
    Hank Kimball: No, this is the spring festival. Stupid festival is next month.
    Oliver (in Sarcasm Mode): Yes, and you're gonna be king.
    Hank Kimball (happily): I am? Gosh, that makes three years in a row!

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