Funny / Grandma's Boy (2006)

• The scene where Alex masturbates in Jeff's bathroom using a Lara Croft doll and his mom walks in...
  • "My cock is lost in the jungle and it's up to you to find it!"
• "The phone's for you. I think it's the devil."
  • "I'm WAY too baked to drive to the devil's house!"
• "Let's do it! The levels I mean, not sex."
• Alex getting evicted because his Manchild roommate spent their rent money on Filipino hookers.
  • "YOU'RE a hooker!"
• The scene at the vegan restaurant where they savagely make fun of vegans, culminating in the effeminate waiter (played by David Spade) telling them to "go eat a hamburger and choke on a cow dick!"
• The bit where Alex's grandma finds his weed and thinks it's tea, so she brews it. Hilarity Ensues.