When jacking a car: "Time to start car shoppin'!" "If you would be so kind, sir."
Running over a pedestrian: "That's gonna come back to bite me on the ass, karmicly speakin'." "IT'S NOT YOUR DAY!"
Shooting someone: "When words just aren't enough..."
Pointing a gun at someone: "How's your day goin'?"
After a random act of violence: "What is wrong with me!?"