The Trigger Happy cop in the police helicopter and his far calmer partner:
Pilot: You are surrounde-
Co-Pilot: Gimme that microphone! EAT LEAD!
Co-Pilot: We're definitely gonna kill you!
Pilot: You can't say that — it's not in the book!
Co-Pilot: I prefer a moving target!
Pilot: You ought to get some help, man!