Cronauer takes over an English class and teaches the students how to curse properly.
Men's feedback after Hauke's shows is full of hilarious Flowery Insults. "From a Marine in Da Nang: Captain Hauk sucks the sweat off of a dead man's balls. I have no idea what that means, sir, but it seems very negative to me."
As Hauke desperately tries to argue against Cronauer's reinstatement, his boss finally tells him that he can't seem to figure out if he's shot, fucked, powder-burnt or snakebit.
During one segment, Cronauer does an impression of Walter Cronkite that's so convincing that several servicemen call HQ to ask if it really was him.