Chapter 9: Illya in general, when she isn't being awesome.
Illya: Heeeyyyy onii-chan, come on and have a look at this. I've got minions.
Later, she considers promoting one of them. The levels of advancement are (from lowest to highest): minion, lackey, flunky, crony, pawn, and servant.
Illya: Once they've reached the rank of servant then we can give them official badges."
Godou somehow partially dematerializes a Noble Phantasm. They're not supposed to be able to do that. Keep in mind, Nasuverse magic is really glitchy. There are more exceptions than actual rules on the high-end of thaumaturgy, but this troper has never seen someone break the rules of magic... through sheer failure.
Shirou: By the Root! Had one of the gods Kusanagi slew been a deity of manhood and fertility?!
It's even more amusing when one remembers that it's Shirou who has such an authority.
Guinivere trying, and failing, to stop her growing attraction to Shirou.
Illya meeting Liliana while out shopping and asking about how things are going. It's just the usual fare, Lily blushes when said to be part of Godou's harem. But then Illya asks her about "the situation between her onii-chan and Godou", and then ever so slightly backs away at Lily'sreaction.
The entirety of what one of Shirou's authorities, namely Hero's Bride, does. Or rather, who it targets, because over time it manages to become increasingly amusing and absurd. So far the targets are his homunculus younger sister Ilya (with her "I can't really be with him because we're siblings and it's sad" thing) who once tried to kill him, divine ancestor Guinevere (whose precocious-seeming crush is fairly cute) who should by all means be his enemy, and then fallen goddess Tiamat (who immediately started fighting with the former over Shirou) who actually was his enemy. As absurd as Godou's harem gathering is, the guy at least has humans in it, whereas Shirou goes for anything but. But then again, you'd expect nothing less from the guy who already wooed a Servant (Actually two) and the human vessel of the tainted Holy Grail.
Taken Up to Eleven in an omake where Hero's Bride becomes an Evolving Authority, getting more powerful with each God he slays. It Gender Flips everyone he saves to girls and allows him to make perfectly identical clones of them that can remain permanent. He has far more resources and power than he did even in the fic, but he feels he's honestly Blessed with Suck.
Odysseus looks at a modern yacht and says it looks lame compared to his old ship. Then he admits that modern ships at least have bathrooms, and if his old ship had one, it would have made his voyages a lot more pleasant. Circe is disgusted and says he didn't have to mention that last part.