Gene: (in reaction to the Mad Midget Five intro) "... Douchebags!"
"Get your pet neutered or SPADE!"
"You can find me at the CLUB!"
- Then, after the fight as the MMF are somersaulting away, which is already hilarious: "Keep on rolling!"
- What makes it hilarious is that it's not so much somersaulting as extremely pathetic looking slow-motion forward rolls.