"KATHY, GET OFF MY PHONE!!!GET! OFF! MY! PHONE!, YOU LITTLE PINHEAD! IIIIIIIIIIIII DON'T CARE?!? 'YOU PEOPLE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE TRILLIONS'—GET OFF MY PHONE!!!" (Beat) "I'M GONNA LOSE MY MIND, TODAY!!!"
In response to a news report that feeding Ensure to Guantanamo prisoners was torture, Stu was Ensure-boarded.
Stu: IT'S TOO CHOCOLATEY!
7/16/12: An audio clip from Barack Obama caused Pat to scream so loudly that the mics still picked him up from the opposite end of a 16,000 square foot studio!
From GBTV: Pat's mocking of Chris Matthews' asshatery toward two representatives from Americans For Prosperity who appeared on his show after an infamous incident in which union activists attacked several members of their organization and tore down their tent in Lansing, Michigan. What's That? Who Pays Your Salary!?