Funny: Gladstone's School for World Conquerors
- Skull Brothers' Extended Disarming sequence. "I feel so naked."
- Ashu Gladstone's story.
- Marty catching KN and Mummy Girl kissing. He thinks he's got blackmail material but the Kid doesn't really care if people know.
- "Alas poor stone monster, I shot him well."
- Shakurankai defeated Marty's parents by giving them small pox. "beaten by a sneeze!"
- "Our parents in these books ... they're all ... losers"