Funny: Girls

  • All Adventurous Women Do has Shoshanna reviewing an outfit Jessa will wear to babysit
    Shoshanna: Okay, so you look, like, totally gorgeous as always. And, like, very current. I'm just wondering if it's maybe, like, a little bit threatening for babysitting.
    (camera pans out to reveal Jessa in a long, white, lacy, see-through dress revealing her tangerine colored bra and panties)
    Jessa: (turns around and looks) It's floor length
  • The Crackcident. Shoshanna thinks she's smoked some pot on the way to the bathroom. Also serves as a Corrupt the Cutie moment.
    Ray: Did you smoke crack — little white rocks?
    Shoshanna: No! It was a glass cigarette, and I'm high — and my ears feel like popping. Do your ears feel like popping?
    Jessa: You smoked crack.
    Shoshanna: Don't tell my mom — don't even tell me.
  • When Adam takes Hannah running.
    Hannah: Endorphins don't work on me. Anyone who's ever promised me a runner's high is full of bullshit.
  • Ray, ever the Deadpan Snarker, comments on Hannah's clothes when she comes to work at his coffee shop.
    Ray: Did you bring other clothes with you?
    Hannah: No.
    Ray: Then you have to go home and change.
    Hannah: Is there a dress code I didn't know about?
    Ray: Hannah, you're wearing a white dress. You're effectively begging the world to fuck with you. You're daring a homeless person to wipe their blood on your breasts.
    Hannah: Well, we wear aprons, don't me?
    Ray: This isn't a consumptive women's hospital. We don't wear aprons. No. Forget all the BBC you watch at home with your cats and pick out an appropriate outfit. And don't do some shit where you come back wearing grey, flannel sweat pants and a Taylor Swift T-shirt to be a dick. Okay? I know all the dick moves — don't be a dick. Just — a nice cute top.
  • The end of Video Games has Hannah getting her UTI back, she gets on the phone to talk to her parents (with her Mom thinking she's trying to manipulate them), gets off the phone and starts cying...only to sound like a Rugrats character. It's darkly funny.
  • Tad Horvath misses Hannah's sarcasm in It's Back when her parents take her to a clinic concerning her OCD coming back. Loreen is not amused.
    Hannah: Oh God, maybe I'm anorexic.
    Tad: Oh come on Hannah I know you're not anorexic, I've seen you in a bathing suit.
  • Elijah sneaking into the cast photo at Adam's premiere.
  • The final lines of 4x08.
    Mrs. Horvath: Your father's gay.
    Hannah: Uh.
  • The promo for Season 5: Hannah is in a dance/exercise class and grooving quite gloriously until her mother bumps her arse to her daughter's butt, much to Hannah's annoyance
    Hannah: Mom!