- When the team confronts Calvin about trying to sabotage Alex's school president campaign:
Jamal: What the heck is your problem? Why can't you just play fair?Calvin: Save it for the Boy Scouts, Opie.
- After Jamal learns that his grandma is writing her will:
Jamal: Aren't you supposed to do that when you're dead?Grandma Cece: That would be pretty difficult, don't you think?
- Anytime Rob dances with his arms, legs and head flailing all over the place. This is lampshaded in his final episode when Jamal suggests that they all "Do the Rob!"